Nothing quite like falling asleep on your grandparents comfy broken in couch on Christmas Eve, only to be suddenly rudely awakened by 11 deafening chimes of their Grandfather Clock. Merry Christmas.
Dearest mother β
Word of our victory in Houston spread quickly and now a posse of Cowboys is on our heels. We must march double-time to home camp in order to prepare for a likely shootout. Victory has renewed our unit. Inform the hens my resolve has never been stronger.
β Andrew