M. ❤️

Romanticizing my own life 💐✨

[taylawayla @Kamioari]

We fucked like we wanted a kidddd

[Lil Dae @DaeMoniKyler_]

I be so idk on a hoe

[white boy @whiteboy3274]

Smoking the weed that makes me do all my laundry and clean my apartment and pay all my bills and answer all my texts

[The Ticket 🎟️ @rnojaay]

Y’all so easily influenced by ppl online, most these mfs losers in real life

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

Message to my girls: Please walk away when you notice that he’s all talk and no action.

[𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢 @maiiunreveled]

A luxury nobody talks about enough, and that's having quiet neighbors who absolutely don't disturb you.

[MOH🗿 @literallyMoh]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still wake up with a headache. like excuse me ?? i rebooted the entire system.

[T. 🤍 @TouchbyTalahia1]

👀 😆

[𝄞 @SHERIEEXISTENCE]

The meaner you get as a woman, the better your love life

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

Is everyone getting more annoying lately, or am I just getting angrier?

[𝐑𝐘 @rllyryry]

I don’t like people who don’t understand that some days you simply do NOT have the capacity for human interaction

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

who designed hospital gowns and why the ass out

[Riċ @ricblurs]

get your spark back nigga

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

One thing people don’t understand about introverts is how much we love doing nothing. Staying home, enjoying our own company, getting lost in our thoughts, and having absolutely nowhere to be can genuinely be the perfect day

[. @maceomulan]

ngl u get what u bring outta me

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

Some people get hangovers from drinking. I get an introvert hangover from spending too much time being social

[chef dee @chefdeemusic]

what is it with cokeheads and alcoholics HATING weed

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

Any other introverts have an appointment at 4 PM and somehow feel like you can’t do anything else all day because you have to mentally prepare for the fact that you have an appointment at 4 PM?

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

Introverts confuse people because we’re not always quiet. Sometimes we’re outgoing, loud, and completely in the moment. Other times, we want nothing more than to be alone. A lot of it depends on the environment, the people, and the energy. We read the room and adjust

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

a water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.