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@DenSafetyDept @DenverPolice Update: heard 4 gunshots and shortly after tons of cop cars left the scene.

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@DenSafetyDept @DenverPolice I’m right down the block. A huge swat truck just went by. Some guy is yelling “pig” at the scene of the lights

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@Ceciliaperezna Go ahead. If it’s used to report facts.

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Denver emergency alert update university area

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@TrollingWithIt @DenSafetyDept @DenverPolice Still there as of now

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@bluclassic @craigtalbert @DenSafetyDept @DenverPolice They’re still on the scene

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@craigtalbert @DenSafetyDept @DenverPolice My gf said no lol

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@DenverPolice update on the emergency alert???

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Why does it take @amazon 10 days to ship my stuff? It should take 5-7 days MAX seeing that Amazon is a logistics company. I shouldn’t have to pay a subscription to get basic shipping speeds.

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Tow truck drivers are a different kind of evil towing cars in the morning before people have to go to work

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Moving out gifts from my parents
Mom: suitcase to visit home more often
Dad: 9mm and box of hollow points

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Prawns on the barbie

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The clear softsoap with colorful fish on the label is the best smelling soap ever made

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Littlest ass on the prairie

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I watch the dyson vacuum ads and now that’s all I see and it’s amazing

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Stop making fat free junk food we know the risks let us enjoy it

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Are tiddies liquid or solid?

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If dreams are us living in an alternate universe I need to help the other me out she is always in a crazy situation

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Every fruit should come in grape form

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A tow truck company called Camel Towing