Ya' Boy, Bert.

I peaked in home-school.

[Ya' Boy, Bert. @GrowthSpurtBert]

Does anyone know how to "un-pin" a tweet?
(Asking for a friend)

[Ya' Boy, Bert. @GrowthSpurtBert]

Love writing "wrong address, return to sender" when the junk mail is addressed to "current resident"

[Ya' Boy, Bert. @GrowthSpurtBert]

@ColeXCV Haven't han an emotional load blown into me since Toy Story 3

[ColeK 🤘 @ColeXCV]

AYO?? WHAT'D YOU SAY?? 👀

[Ya' Boy, Bert. @GrowthSpurtBert]

@ColeXCV That's pretty fucking rough, dude. I'm sorry to hear it 😕

[Andrew Nolan @andrewnolanokay]

PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE*
*ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵃʳᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ

[tate @50FirstTates]

best part of being without sin? casting the first stone. easily

[Ya' Boy, Bert. @GrowthSpurtBert]

Pleased to announce that as a result of my effort to be more productive and efficient, I am already 85% done with my advent calendar and I expect to be finished by this evening #Disciplined

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

By all means, DECLARE your thumb war. Piss away your advantage.

[Ya' Boy, Bert. @GrowthSpurtBert]

People say I don't know how to drive in the rain, like excuse me?? I just don't know how to drive

[Ya' Boy, Bert. @GrowthSpurtBert]

Love when daylight savings happens in the middle of the night and your phone gaslights you like nothing happened 🥰

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

Happy Halloween!

[Ya' Boy, Bert. @GrowthSpurtBert]

My therapist says I have "commitment issues" which is funny because my side-therapist hasn't said anything like that

[Ya' Boy, Bert. @GrowthSpurtBert]

@ColeXCV

[Ya' Boy, Bert. @GrowthSpurtBert]

@ColeXCV All these people telling you how to live your life on your birthday smh

Cole, I want you experience your birthday however you wish to. Be it happy, joyous, merry, miserable, or catastrophic. It your day, do what you want

[^_^ @Bruhsepheus]

I lowkey f*ck with critters but i draw the line at vermin

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

me: when u walk thru a doorway ur mind resets to take in new information causing u to forget what u came for in the first place. it’s called the “doorway effect”

archduke franz ferdinand: so you dont remember why you time traveled here

me: i do think it was probably important

[Fund for Reparations NOW! @ReparationsFund]

Money can’t fix everything…AND reparations are so much deeper than just $$$! #Reparations & #ReparationsNOW! #BlackLivesMatter #BLM #Antiracism

[Ya' Boy, Bert. @GrowthSpurtBert]

Fun fact: the "eagle cry" you hear in media is actually a red-tailed hawk #BirdFacts

[Ya' Boy, Bert. @GrowthSpurtBert]

Lmaooooo I just learned what a Bald Eagle actually sounds like
#America

https://t.co/4rUQXyb1Da (19 seconds)

[Ya' Boy, Bert. @GrowthSpurtBert]

Update: both plants died, so there's that

[Ya' Boy, Bert. @GrowthSpurtBert]

Just gave my neglected little house plant a proverbial pat on the back for being a survivor despite having me of all people as a caretaker.
Then I stopped and gave myself a pat on the back (same reason)