elly 🫧

that’s showbiz baby

[elly 🫧 @growupelly]

insane deranged twitter bitch

[latke @latkedelrey]

i think some people don’t recognize their manipulative tendencies because they’re just like. a terrified animal desperate to make the fear or discomfort stop at all costs. that’s the mechanism behind the not smart manipulator i think and it feels genuine so it’s harder to resist

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’d unplug Mitch to charge my phone.

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

We live ina world where kids loved Ash from Pokémon but was taught to hate Micheal Vick.

[brileaux @brileaux]

People who think like this are exactly why criminal defense attorneys will always have a job

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

sue me I wanna be wanted

[ꉂ • ༚ • ིྀ @PINKFR1DAY]

i hate when men from 5+ years ago remember me

[FLEEKNIK @Judnikki]

okay but this has legs!!!!!!!

[vanessa @lilacvane]

norway are you ready to die for latinoamérica

[lemon 🍋 @lemoncaketen]

“Fall in love again and again” genuinely being the purpose of life and existence

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Well Im trying to start a rumour that the reason I’ve been such a raging bitch for the past 5 years was because of black mould exposure

[Weed Richards @VanFromNY]

Tell son to go on IG Live or its cap

[𝐤𝐚𝐲 ⚢ !! @prncsswick]

My day at work was good mar ! Thanks for asking

[DIONE @blueliasd]

spending money i don’t have when i’m depressed

[mx. jopping @remedialhagging]

the smell of sunscreen is highly erotic

[Marrie @marriezzz]

Essa maquiagem é uma loucura

[Kai @SznPltts]

drop your addy nigga lets die

[cav empty @cavempty_]

thank god it’s more about the journey because i don’t have a particular destination in mind

[Brad Powers @BradPowers7]

That was fun while it lasted.

NFL training camp starts in 11 days.