uknowho

very nice

[uknowho @grrandpa]

can someone PLEASE open an airline that doesn’t allow kids.

[uknowho @grrandpa]

@haberinolsun_x & he still looks like the man he is

[uknowho @grrandpa]

it takes a bitter & bothered bitch to bother a bitch who ain’t bothering no bitches.

[uknowho @grrandpa]

if you can’t pronounce your Rs at our old age. blocked.

[uknowho @grrandpa]

36 acting like a 10 yr old who just drank their first beer

[uknowho @grrandpa]

@amazon is the new @shoptemu

[uknowho @grrandpa]

very mean but all my friends nice ✨

[uknowho @grrandpa]

bring back the skinny fit bathing suit models. how am i suppose to know how the suit is gna fit when there’s only fat girls modeling.

[uknowho @grrandpa]

i know i’m doing it right when i tell someone the vision & they literally just don’t get it.

[uknowho @grrandpa]

for someone who does copious amounts of hallucinations that sure is a big ego

[uknowho @grrandpa]

your dad tries to talk you through how to get somewhere as if gps doesn’t exist, my dad sends me coordinates & says good luck.

[uknowho @grrandpa]

the stickers that @GoodwillIntl puts on their stuff makes me want to never shop there ever again

[uknowho @grrandpa]

b l o c k e d

[uknowho @grrandpa]

imagine being mean to me & nice to my best friend. meanwhile both of us kiki’ing over dirty martinis & you don’t get brought up once. 😅

[uknowho @grrandpa]

& to my boy friends ex; thank you honey, for fumbling this bag. shit is great over here & im keeping him. eternally grateful for you girl 😘

[uknowho @grrandpa]

imagine having to force “your man” to change his number just so he won’t cheat on you. yikes.

[chad, biblically accurate angel @endofanerajc]

if mike tyson doesn’t win i think we should just kill jake paul anyway

[໊ @wynrosei]

normalize lying to people who ask too much about your private life

[uknowho @grrandpa]

hope ya like whatcha see

[uknowho @grrandpa]

raw pickle fizz