My name is Scott and I'm a little gift that will last forever: bed bugs. The buggers love me. I have to steam/spray/vacuum my matress again. It's all I never wanted. @ Paradise, Nevada https://t.co/jZ7Ykh76UJ
I figured a new collection of journals and big-girl pens are called for in the new decade. Why am I still alive? I just keep living. I don't want ... Squirrel! @ Paradise, Nevada https://t.co/PW3lIPY8Pk
My hair grows gangbusters. Then I release every loose hair. I hate the left side of my face. They say that it's just temporary and I believe they had no idea what to do with me. @ Paradise, Nevada https://t.co/ytwGmKEbQn