mal

i downloaded this app solely for the purpose of following my favorite bands.

[j. @downinahoIe]

I’ve really been elliotting my smith this week

[mal @grrrlri0t]

@vikki_devine oh my god i thought the same thing

[mal @grrrlri0t]

@stepdaddyjj @_ayojuan no cuz that’s literally the most UNFUNNY shit i’ve ever heard. imagine losing your BABY and you think there’s hope because of shit like that? sounds like toddler behavior

[mal @grrrlri0t]

pls stay safe :( https://t.co/GLSJzFurAB

[mal @grrrlri0t]

stay safe pls https://t.co/ayMqFmEAZW

[mal @grrrlri0t]

justice for robert! https://t.co/CKcr1rbnaR

[mal @grrrlri0t]

FIND HER DOG! https://t.co/i8c928Ljku

[mal @grrrlri0t]

imagine thinking you are treating your child right even when you leave them in the fooor to get stepped on by your huge dog 😬

[mal @grrrlri0t]

so cursing in high school musical the series is family friendly?? this is bull

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Disney will no longer stream the ‘Love, Simon’ series on their site as they felt many issues explored on the show, including alcohol use & sexual exploration, would not fit in with their family-friendly content, @Variety reports.

The series will now debut on Hulu in June.

[mal @grrrlri0t]

I hate when people try to change my opinion on who i’d vote for if I was 18. I have my own opinion, you have yours. I like how people think I’ll change my opinion just because they’re an adult.

[Barn8 @badcookbook]

Imagine being the people who looked at 2020 and went, "This year isn't shitty enough. Let's kill Mr. Peanut."

#ripmrpeanut

[mal @grrrlri0t]

THIS IS THE SHIT I LIKE TO SEE RIGHT HERE

[Vox @voxdotcom]

The House of Representatives just voted to impeach Donald Trump for Article I, Abuse of Power, in connection with the Ukraine scandal.

https://t.co/Qrmg5S77jp

[mal @grrrlri0t]

nobody:
alanis morissette in head over feet:
(love this song, just thought of this meme idea at 12:30 am) @Alanis

[mal @grrrlri0t]

i hear netflix is cancelling Anne with an E and i’m soooo sad. please renew it netflix!!!! #renewannewithane

[mal @grrrlri0t]

what’s sad is that i have to be scared to go to school now because of all of these shooting issues 😞

[mal @grrrlri0t]

telling your mom you don’t want to go to practice because you’re tired:
- unoriginal
- not a very good excuse
- she’ll just make you go anyways

telling your mom you threw up in the school bathroom:
- mysterious
- she’ll never know it’s a lie
- you can fake sick

[mal @grrrlri0t]

isn’t it wonderful when someone is not only physically appealing to look at, but also smells really good?

[mal @grrrlri0t]

i was in @target (already my favorite store) and then they started playing cannonball by @thebreeders (one of my favorite songs). i didn’t know if it was possible but i think i love target even more?

[mal @grrrlri0t]

@garbage you are such an icon