gamer juice

grubby

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

entering Brandy Melville instantly turns me into a bad person. i'm looking at other customers like "do you know what store you're in?"

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

i always tip extra if the cashier was on their phone when i walked up, it's so charming

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

some of the never kys trans timeline posts make me still want to

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

i'm stuck in a time loop but it's just different enough each time that i can't prove it to anyone

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

haven't made it to Dunkin' either, takes no less than three people to type it in every time

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

giving the amish a taste of what life with 2hollis is like passing them with my windows down

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

can't imagine the headspace i would have to be in to post a sob-story in soundcloud comments but apparently a lot of people are in it

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

started a new job and its 50/50 on who's calling me he and who's calling me she

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

whoever said you can see better with your low beams in fog was talking out of their ass

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

looks like shit in 2d too lol

[Flora Sleepwalker @DeckofFlora]

@ich_conor the concept & design was made by lynn brunner, however the 3D model was created by nate blain. Both are actually pretty great artists, but this design didn’t translate well to 3D.

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

when people put "btw" at the end of a tweet i lose all respect i had for them. "thats actually ____ btw" kill yourself

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

as soon as they figure out reading words in tweets we should be good!

[⚆⚆⚆ @000_three]

i just learned twitters search function can read words in photos!

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

ppl talk like pochita eating a devil resets the world to what it would be like if that thing never existed but it just takes it out of the current moment ? right ?

[Mo @kartooffelsalat]

The ending will be this but without pochita

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

are you not going to just cut that into individual ravioli ?

[alex @vodkalemonades]

took myself on a date

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

i don't want to hear about every photo having great composition. cool they're all good. shut up

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

built a huge highway interchange that goes nowhere to make the americans feel more at home

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

i'm the masseuse general of the united states of america

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

when you see a massachusetts veteran plate you know they were in the 101st massage corp and not fighting or anything

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

cop just started at me so hard he missed his green light. lol

[gamer juice @grubby_gremlin]

i think if i ever become famous its a good idea to have tweets from when i was 17 that are funny in retrospect