1 day since she left me: hot dogs for dinner tonight?! I never get to do this it’s lit 😛🔥
2 days: hot dog city bitch!
3 days: ran out of handsoap? Fill it with water! Infinite soap! 😂
4 days: can’t stop drinking and carrying around my gun lol
5 days: hot dogs!! 🌭🥵
China is reportedly considering banning the import of U.S. films into China as part of its major countermeasures against the U.S. tariffs.
(via: https://t.co/Sf9MlU8SWC)
It lowkey feels like I’m the only white boy who fucks with Bloodborne, New Vegas, and the musical genius of MF DOOM. And it’s frankly fucking isolating.
Check in with your friends.
My Cajun buddy risked his life to crawl across no-man’s-land and bring a reeking Grinch corpse back to our bunker. “Are you crazy?” I said. “He goin’ in the pot tonight boy,” he said