𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬

𝗝𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗟𝗘 𝗦𝗢𝗗𝗔 - 𝟮 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁(𝘀)----𝗘𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁 𝗜𝘀 𝟭𝟮 𝗫(𝟯𝟱𝟱𝗠𝗟)

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

— 𝙎𝘼𝙈𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼 𝙊𝙁 𝘾𝙐𝙏 𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙒
– 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙃𝙀𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙀

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

How badass are we talking here? "Local Legend" or "Immortalized forever within the history books à la Signless?"

[Hercat! @CutestCatastrop]

Why would you want that?

Wouldn’t you want to go out as something badass?

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

"Lowbloods" in this case meaning basically anything that isn't violet itself.

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

Gonna take a risk and ask why you have an electric fence set high enough to cook a violetblood through.

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

And also where you GOT it because I don't think tech like that ends up in the hands of lowbloods without doing something illegal.

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

Nobody gets into plant work unprepared to throw their life away, be so for real right now.

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

// Typo in the pinned. Ending it all I fear.

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

— 𝙎𝘼𝙈𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘼 𝙊𝙁 𝘾𝙐𝙏 𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙒
– 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙃𝙀𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙀

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

This is a lie. I wanna go out live on stream getting my head blown off by a firework. Liveleak type beat.

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

I think my preferred death would be as a hired farmhand whose employer thinks I'm hot.

[ＯＳＹＳＡＡ ݁ ˖🎸 ༘ ⋆˚♫๋࣭ ₊ ⊹ @CRUC1ALTAUNT]

‟𝄢 ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀᴅ ᴄᴜᴢ ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪΠɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪΠɢ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ Πᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇΠᴛɪʀᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ꜱᴏ ʏᴇᴀʜ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴀʏ.”

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

No fault on the media, I'm just an alien. It wasn't made for me.

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

I have watched it! Problem is I'm looking at this through the lens of a Troll who deals with almost identical plants as a hobby, it's...

The only thing it really offers is "What if these plants could talk?" Disregarding the songs, It's basically a sitcom for me.

[— ☆ 𝙼𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙽𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 @outcastParamed]

You should watch the movie !
It's a classic basic musical movie
for all ages.

Not exactly something on par
with romance movies like love and basketball yet it's still a solid movie.

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

I don't remember anything about this movie outside of the big talking plant who I ASSUME was owned by a guy named Seymour, cuz' the only thing I remember is it saying that name once.

I'm checkin' out the sparknotes, right? This reads like a checklist of things I did last week.

[— ☆ 𝙼𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙽𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 @outcastParamed]

Th.. The dentist? You forgot that
one dentist who oddly got a sick kick
out of not using any form of anesthesia
on his clientele?

Whole song about spitting after damn
near yank teeth out of people's mouth?

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

There is not a single chance in the fires of hell that there was a guy named SCRIVELLO in that movie and I forgot about it. Who does that? Who looks at the gift of life granted to them in all it's glory and decide they want to live it under the moniker of fucking Scrivello???

[— ☆ 𝙼𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙽𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 @outcastParamed]

I can't believe avid Seymour haters
exist in this day and age. Yeah , might
have fed Scrivello to Audrey II but let's
be real

He was a fucking sadistic asshole.

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

I don't even remember who the hell Seymour was.

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

Kinda mid TBH. If I wanted to see people get eaten by plants I'd go outside.

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

I don't remember shit about Little Shop of Horrors, I don't think... ? Nothing but the vague notion that there was a giant plant that said "Feed Me Seymour."

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

McNamara clears.

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

Painting a hole on the wall and magically walking through it only for my adversaries to attempt pursuit, comically flattening themselves into a form more pancake than man. Do y'all feel me? Do you see the vision?

[𝙓𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙤𝙝 𝘼. 🥬 @grubslurry]

All I'm saying is that if I had the weird reality bending powers that Bugs Bunny has, I would also probably be acting like that.