Schmidt

Amateur memer

[Schmidt @gruesome2sum666]

How do all these girls with no jobs afford to travel the world week after week?

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Oh boy here I go memeing again

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The amount of vodka redbulls I've drank so far this trip makes me wonder how my heart hasn't exploded yet

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@ThePortaJohn Don't say that

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Take care of Bruce for me @ThePortaJohn

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Ok listen up bitches Im back tweetin but only for a short time This special occasion is brought 2 u by the boyz all bein together in Florida

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RIP Twitter

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@Nesswastaken What have you done?!

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Thought of the most perfect Halloween costume for this kid that goes to my gym!

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You know when you wake up with drool on your face it was a good sleep

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@dommenicaa Thicc*

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@ThePortaJohn She's doing fine

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@ThePortaJohn Honestly not much. Oh but they live under water

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Twitter, I have been to the year 3,000

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@ThePortaJohn Or SO HE THOUGHT!

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@ThePortaJohn Don't worry soon I'll be able to get you all new pots and pans

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Not sure how I feel about the new Red Dead character. He sure as hell ain't no John Marston

[Johnny @ThePortaJohn]

My fish committed fish suicide by jumping out of his tank and into my hamper. Rip.

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@ThePortaJohn He was probably going through some shit. He's in a better place now buddy

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With the iPhone X's new improved camera hopefully it will have enough zoom that I'll finally be able to take a dick pic

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@TJ_the_Boat I think I fired a few out last night haha