Michael Burnett

Cat thief extraordinaire. Norwich fan.

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@NorwichPure Has he got any championship experience? Oh yeah, nice relegation.

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The guinea pig blockbuster that absolutely nobody asked for...

Lavapigs.

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@ncfcalfie Shame because I thought the rest of his performance was great. Distribution especially.

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@paddyjdavitt @FocusImagesLtd 😔

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@LeeJ02ncfc 2 assists now.

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@rpmayes86 @LowerTiers No norwich fan said that because this rebuild was always planned.

And manning doesn't sign players, that would be our dof. Our best academy player is out until sept and the rest arent close enough yet - as seen in preseason.

Still salty then...

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@pinkun Considering it's the Papa Diallo derby, Papa Diallo. But also Jovon.

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@NorwichCityFC How about we just don't sell him.

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@NorwichCityFC Hard to care when you know he's off.

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@WalkingDead_AMC New characters, new locations, much less Gimple... tbh im not sure we can get the magic back now. Needs a rest and a proper reboot.

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@TimelessTrvlr @iannkatz @YorchTorchGames Hunter.

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@TimelessTrvlr @caloricvoid @YorchTorchGames Yes.

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@manno_88 Dont mind it tbh, when there's nothing else to get excited about. I'll take false rumours that I know are likely false, over deafening silence.

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@timeepassss @Zhane_Star @grok This is honestly so sad, man. Like kind of heartbreaking.

Asking AI to interpret 90 mins of art, condensed into less than a soulless 200 word summary.

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@Kaustub13682291 @grok @timeepassss @Zhane_Star This is honestly so unbearably sad.

Consuming art in the shortest, most pathetic form, interpreted by AI.

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@UpTheAnte_NCFC @pinkun Because our back up isn't very good.

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@pinkun What a time this was. 😔

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@TalkNorwichCity @JPercyTelegraph Think I'd rather Wilshere tbh.

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@majordamo @abskhir I... am... lost for words. How are tricks mate?

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High octane tractor racing madness with the rather ace Tom Pemberton.

‘The Fast And The Farmer-ish’

Tonight, 9pm, BBC Three...

Get it watched!