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a lost fish
@grumbist
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Joined August 2009
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a lost fish
@grumbist
about 9 years ago
if "bloody drongo" isnt a symptom of a serious medical condition maybe my doctor should stop writing it on his clipboard. stick to medicine
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
[pushes glasses up so far my eyes bulge out &pulsate] using logic ive deduced that the article "Trump gulps fat turd" is satirical in nature
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
local man's belief in god rekindled after his dick and ass inexplicably swap functions during freak simultaneous solar eclipse/thunderstorm
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
a hot plate eh? probably ok to touc--aughh shit ow *composing myself, wiser now* Its actually insanely hot. that's where the name comes from
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a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
Pompeii Museum ★☆☆☆☆ The 18+ area where they let you see the people who were jacking off before the eruption...disrespectful and ignorant
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
my uncle, Crab Creekman would always say "a crab to grab is a crab that's fab!" and nothing else. he wasn't allowed in the house
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
im a well-read dipshit who plans to name his kids "Armored Darkness" "Anguished Sycophant" or "Heaven's Folly" like they're ships from Halo
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
hm, seems things are finally looking up for m *i stumble and fall ass first into an ancient tar pit and instantly barf everywhere on impact*
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
1,000 parrots in a subterranean grotto mimicking each other for millennia until collectively they begin to sound like the true voice of god
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
David Lynch's latest flick "Tits Of Misery" delays shooting again due to volcanoes, "Moon evil"(?), diarrhea
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
overstimulated by the Suicide Squad trailer, my spherical gamer son has to be hosed down in the yard with cool water to return to baseline
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
my 1 month old son Darth Bingo,, whom is real, upon seeing the racist visage of Bernie Sanders on TV: "i wish to see this man destroyed"
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
ancestor in Sicily, 1850: *dies alone from dysentery after drinking out of a puddle* me, 2016: theres a fucking, chemtrail in my lunchable
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
grandfather, 1916: the Mafioso life has left me empty; a whisper of a man me, 2016: i beat Dark Souls 3 on "Racist" difficulty and ive IBS
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
Lunch/b'fast:👍 Brunch: False ideological construct. Dark Matter of Meal Universe. Nebulous;form beyond form. bastard meal. represents death
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
*runs around city in bat costume like a dumbass*ah this causes me to think of society and. bad stuff in it. im gonna put a big gun on my car
a lost fish
@grumbist
about 10 years ago
Purveyor of all things Geek-dom. 8-bit fanatic. Podcaster. STEM Master Race. Sarcasm is my blade, snark my shield. my son wont speak to me
a lost fish
@grumbist
over 10 years ago
me, 2010: Reductionism is the praxis by which a populace is divided 2016: i just got suspended for DMing the word "horny" to a gulf war vet
a lost fish
@grumbist
over 10 years ago
sorry i said you were "bad to the bone" after your Osteoporosis diagnosis but honestly your bones suck. whole skeleton's a shit show, bud
a lost fish
@grumbist
over 10 years ago
*lying to impress a girl at the bar* yeah my dog is buried in the Pyramids. ive been pregnant like 85 times & ive never gone to the bathroom
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