Clarisse

20 she/its | syracuse's only fan

[Bidwill Hate Club @RedBirdRage]

This is the type of shi they tell Murr to do in Impractical Jokers

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

THATS MY FUCKING JETSSSSSS #HOUSECALL

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

@Felidang holy shit its the real robin felidang... kung pao penis.....

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

steelers DL needs to be playing better so they can take watsons head off. i want him carted off the field. or even an ambulance. KILL HIM!

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

i hope tj watt caves in watsons head tonight!

[deiontrae @deiontrae__]

It’s time to go on a 5 game winning streak

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

seriously whyyy does the first sip of beer instantly make me so relaxed and happy

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

i cannot wait for kelce to be out of this game forever

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

i accidentally killed a little bug and he had one shot at a very short life full of adventure and i kill him :( but maybe he was a nazi so i guess i was standing up for my cat, who is jewish

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

the usa is like the nazis for mexicans

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

im a nice big juicey tasty hot dog send tweet

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

hello yes my name is jane dormann, professional door greeter

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

it was revealed to me in a dream that anakin skywalker has been transgender the whole time

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

timing belt on my truck shredded. nbd i can replace it however the euphoria i felt finding out its a non interference engine and nothing else is destroyed is on par with like the 7th worst orgasm ive had which is still pretty good

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

@goobydaniels HOLY SHITTTTTT

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

it sucks that you cant be racist to germans

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

inverse of this is i drive around and look at ornate buildings and think about killing architects. and then i work on cars and go back to killing engineers

[Skinwalker Co. @skinwalker_co]

Kill engineers. Behead engineers. Blow an engineers head smoov off. Slam dunk a engineer baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy engineers.

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

all that the "low exposure photos" guys are figuring out is that digital cameras expose low light well + iphone cameras suck film does exactly what theyre going for because it doesnt handle shadows as well just get 100 iso film

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

i love when my girl calls me a pervert cause i deserve it 100% percent of the time 🤟🤟

[Clarisse @grummanllv]

the american dream is to get away with as many crimes as possible