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Finally an effin' rain dance paid off.

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Too many drivers are doped up on slow asf.

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@dwnrvrndn There was 40,000 pounds of cheese sabotaged the other day. It's an attack on America.

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@welfarecowgirl Nixon as great would've made it a better troll.

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Driving, rage mode activated.

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@MikeJazzpenis x 2

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@MikeJazzpenis "Can you commute 8500 miles a day?"

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Cunti Yap

Philippines, Chinese Civil Census Records, 1786-1901

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@stiffriding A "legal" snowball.

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Amnesty by other means.

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Trump administration has naturalized nearly 900,000 new citizens in the last 12 months.

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@bee_lemony Its an old restaurant aluminum pot, steel handle thing.

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Poor, poor pitiful me

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Bring back manual retweets.

Eff modernity.

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@Timcast You need to swap out your skull cap.

Your brain is rotting.

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@XOSchitzo_EXT Every tard has their dreams.

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Enriched vitamin pissin' on a ponderosa pine

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@GravelGertie12 "Not now, Catalie, I'm thinking."

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@welfarecowgirl The cost of tasty beans. 😝