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cause every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed (wo)man

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When I find out people from high/middle school aren't str8 idk I get excited cause it's like welcome to the club🌈

[Grace Segers @Grace_Segers]

Possibly the most historic national ice cream day we've ever had

[emz 😼🍓 @emzberry]

ITS TIME. ITS TIME.

[J @juhlissuhh]

I laugh at this every year

[Grump Lumpson™ @grumplumpson]

i cannot believe i'm in a teams meeting and there's someone who's presenting AND DRIVING

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

gays be at house parties saying “this song was on glee”

[reb @rebmasel]

you mean she’s reaching!!!! for something in the distance!!!!! so close she can almost taste it!!!!! releasing her inhibitions!!! FEELING THE RAIN ON HER SKIN????? NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR HER! only she can let it in!! no one else, no one else!

[Mikey Reid @themikeyreid]

i cannot believe this isnt my life

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FOR THE RECORD I DONT DRINK AND DRIVE. I DONT EVEN DRINK

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The kiddos were trying to figure out how old I was today and one question I got was "are you old enough to drink?" And my RESPONSE was "yeah I can drink[,] and [I can] drive"

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should i send this to my therapist on thanksgiving

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me in the morning trying to process the intense symbolism that appeared in my dreams

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not today xatan

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@rebmasel personally a fan of "three (3)"

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

@BrandenHarvey The piss. It mostly ends up in the piss.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

conservatives going to the mall tomorrow

[reb @rebmasel]

I think the elephant really ties the room together

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@bat_mang_o

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#NewProfilePic got an mri today :)

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@CornMatters