I actually was about to log on and delete this account but it seems that my main account has been suspended from posting? I've had no notifications or emails, I simply can't post or reply to tweets now.
It's 4am and I've just realised that I could unlock the old grumpwitch account. I've already been doxxed to heck and back, which was the reason I locked it all down.
Sod it.
Bowled-over, amazed, honoured and overjoyed to find that my memoir has been featured on @PenguinBooks best new books of 2021 list! Thank you so much! https://t.co/AEShFsqBRx
All the takes have probably been made already but can we talk about the bird-like thing on the staffer's arm? What is that? A giant moth? A small bird? A vampire bat?
NEW: Downing Street staff and Boris Johnson pictured drinking wine in the No 10 garden last May when the rest of the country was limited to meeting just one other person socially outdoors.
Via @guardian
https://t.co/Am9Z0qUxo1
Thinking about using this as a sort of "do you know who I am?" thing for a while.
Not seeing anyone over the holidays, so it'll have to be with the cats and husband.
"Pass me the remote."
"I'M A PENGUIN MUST-READ AUTHOR!"
"...I'll get it myself."