Kate T

laughter is my job, tears are my game, law is my profession. all opinions are my own, no one else wants them. she/her

[ayo @ayofromthedead]

The jacket power scaling in NYC is so crazy. You think you got a cool ass jacket? Everybody got a cool ass jacket

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

URGENT: Foster or adopter needed in or near NYC for a gentle tripod mama dog who heroically saved her babies. My heart exploded reading Milan's bio, this perfect creature deserves the world.

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

@NBCNews That’s crazy ass lore

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

@jeffisrael25 @GraceSpelman Tell me you haven’t spent significant time in western mass without telling me you haven’t spent significant time in western mass

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

Being a tech lawyer in my 30s makes me feel absolutely ancient but on the flip side my client just began a message to me with “katie my legal queeeeen” and you just don’t get that kind of whimsy in big law

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

@toneill92 Oppressed by what? The earth’s gravitational pull?

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

@toneill92 Watch out menswear guy you have competition

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

@AnjaniqueWatt Bonus points if they live in the West Village

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

"How do you hope fans remember you?"

Howie Rose: "As one of them"

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

@GraceSpelman Welcome to the club I was born that way. Ever hear a kindergartener sneeze like a 6 foot man in his 40s?

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

Idk how I get myself into these predicaments but I’m currently explaining the difference between Europe and the EU to my uber driver

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

I’m genuinely convinced every time a plane lands at Kennedy they go “shit, another one???”

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

Once again JFK is unprepared for the arrival of a flight I booked several months ago and has nowhere to put us

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

Once again JFK is unprepared for the arrival of a flight I booked several months ago and has nowhere to put us

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

Not nearly an original thought but here to emphasize we really do need to bring back women recovering by the sea jfc

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

Low rise pants give me the worst camel toe when I sit down the Gen Zs can’t be living like this

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

@toneill92 JUSTICE FOR HEIGHT GAP RELATIONSHIPS I can’t date a short king bc who will reach the high shelves ?

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

My fave part of living in NYC is getting to use sentences never said before in human history. For example, I saw Anna Delvey at the fancy restaurant inside the Astor Place Wegmans.

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

I miss when I could afford things and sales were real

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

This is not even the point but it makes me madder that they also clearly only used it bc it’s called “American Cars” despite clearly not actually being about American cars. OPEN THE SCHOOLS.

[Variety @Variety]

Noah Kahan Slams White House for Using Song in Social Media Post: 'Would Never Approve' https://t.co/G1mhGToaj2

[Kate T @grumpy0906]

Excuse me Adult Clothing Companies I thought we decided that the low rise trend was just for Gen Z’s not women over 30 with enough cortisol to supply a power grid