grouchyPseudopod🏳️‍⚧️

ugh. gads. zoinks, even.
they/them

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@iUsedToBeADuck Women are in the same place as a non budgetary consideration for the last year.....¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯

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@JBirdi3_ @h3h3productions

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@Aoife_Bee_ You could follow me to see someone reply to tweets two days late because I have a life external to birdApp™️. If you do, you'll likely see me do nothing as I don't really.
Alternatively you could not. Both are solid options.

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@CARBON465 @PresidentSunday That's not very funny. The working on Sunday bit was so close to a good joke. Unfortunate. I'll get my laughs elsewhere.

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@YoRHa_Houdini @PresidentSunday But it's funny. Get over it.

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@PresidentSunday @pretransformere Mr president, I believe that degree of burn falls outside of the bounds of acceptable punishment laid out in article 89 of the Geneva conventions.

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@Aoife_Bee_ That spiro got me on the bathroom pattern of an octogenarian

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@VaushV This is all good, but who seriously has had as much sex as they'd like? I've had sex in the last few hours and like.... I'd be down for more sex ¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯

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@Trogdor58403238 @DreamLeaf5 @PresidentSunday Obviously, that misses the point. But numpty is a good insult so ....I suppose I should like.
You numpty.

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@nocontextmemes They got Australia wrong

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@LightOverHaven @YaBoiIco @manipulatorlady Do you know they didn't?

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@diocretes @Saturn_Marooned Having a common definition of bi is a thing that only happens in niche internet communities. Let's be real.
It means " I'm queer, but my relationships might not always appear that way" that's basically it.

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@zukitten @Saturn_Marooned Nope, pretty much everyone uses bi to mean attraction to your own gender and others. I'm non binary, and bi. Also the flag is cuter.

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@RayyvanaTTV @Th3SpicyTurtle This also is how being queer works. Took three years of trying to tell psych doctors that I have ADHD symptoms and therapy, before they finally told me:
"Turns out your not depressed, you just have ADHD and grew up shitty"
Which I'd been saying the whole time.

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@PresidentSunday This just in: stupid people are still stupid.

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@Emily4082 I have....all the points

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@vanillaopinions I literally don't think it's possible....men have no standards

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@thoughtfulbae @oogity_boogity Don't worry we'll

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@PresidentSunday What....the man who's hand was eaten by a crocodile? Did you call him a codfish? Seems to do the trick.

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@terminallyOL Oof.