TheAnonymousCynic

I fucking hate what social media has done to society! Debating skills have been lost, mob opinion rules and wishes are the 'truth'!

[TheAnonymousCynic @grumpy_cynic68]

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@anon_opin There is a mathematical formula for acceptable age difference. 1/2 your age + 7. Using this formula I discovered Brittany Spears is in my range of potential dates.

[TheAnonymousCynic @grumpy_cynic68]

#awkwardreligiousquestions Before dipping your toe into font ask reasonable questions. The non-answers (usually 'because god said so') should lead you to a better path saving weekends for you time. https://t.co/LG5Tn9TqlU

[TheAnonymousCynic @grumpy_cynic68]

#WhiteJesus #LDS lets talk about white Jesus https://t.co/4CuPfpZZML

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#fuckingautocorrect. re: previous tweet

[TheAnonymousCynic @grumpy_cynic68]

#profilepic Your profile picture WILL BE your untimely death picture. This will be shown on all the news outlets and also lamented and taped to a lamppost above the flowers bought from the local garage. Choose wisely.

[TheAnonymousCynic @grumpy_cynic68]

#BadDay Further to my previous post, I've just found out that Alice, who lives next door, is moving out.

[TheAnonymousCynic @grumpy_cynic68]

#BadDay It seems all my triggers have been triggered over the last 24hrs. I'm now researching how to turn Yvonne Elliman's voice into a soothing bubblebath.

[TheAnonymousCynic @grumpy_cynic68]

Trying to fact check the PETA founders claim that all losing racing pigeons get their neck's wrung.

[TheAnonymousCynic @grumpy_cynic68]

@anon_opin Don't know what Xhamster is. The only use of hamsters in porn that I'm aware of is in the act of felcthing and that's pretty niche