Emsie

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

I wonder if any of the anti vaxxer guys have requested a list of ingredients for Viagra.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Fuck my face is spreading 😠 Bitch I look like a yam 😒😒

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

A classic.

[Sask Dad @dad_sask]

Kinda nervous for restrictions to be lifted I’ve promised way too many people to go for beers with “when this is all over”

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Once I was in the spa in a hotel in Vegas getting a massage. When I finished I turned over and to my shock Paul Rudd was massaging me. He saw me go in and convinced the masseuse to let him take over, thinking I’d notice immediately. I didn’t, and Paul did the entire rest of it.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Bout to let the dogs out

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Sorry again, but I will post this every single time I see it

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Why don’t we take a perfectly healthy person who has never had a drink or taken opioids or had a hard life and step on his neck for 8 mins and 46 seconds and see what happens.

[Emsie @grumpy_guest]

Every 6 months!!!

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

When is the best time to go to a dentist ?

[Emsie @grumpy_guest]

PSA: stop trying to marry a breadwinner, and go out and be the f$&king breadwinner!!!

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I regret to inform you that it is only Wednesday

[Emsie @grumpy_guest]

What I miss about Mexico:
- the warmth
-the beaches
-the frozen margs
-the kindness from the locals
-the salsa, chips and guac at every meal including breakfast

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

No matter what happens tonight, I just want Mitch McConnell to know that I hate him. ❤️

[Emsie @grumpy_guest]

I am sick of a LOT of peoples shit and wish I could name names🤪

[Emsie @grumpy_guest]

For those of you with that still have cable.. is ridiculousness still the only show that airs on MUCH???

[Emsie @grumpy_guest]

Thanks to fabric masks I am now a 25 year old suffering from major acne 🤙🏻

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

My new ringtone.

[Emsie @grumpy_guest]

I literally have never set any budgets on RBC app but they can still sense I’m spending well above my limits 🥴

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Today we’re starting a new chapter.

[Emsie @grumpy_guest]

first week of online zoom classes VS. second week of online zoom classes