Grumpy Printer

Needed when? Delivered where? Who promised that?

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Sorry #PrintChat I was dealing with people who had artwork ready files in excel ping @grumpy_printer 🤦🏼‍♂️

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So my business coach suggested that I come up with some seasonal offers. Then took great exception to this.

#winter #coldsnap #orderofservice #printing #funerals #oldpeople #printtalk @PrintMediaCentr

[Grumpy Printer @grumpy_printer]

So my business coach suggested that I come up with some seasonal offers. Then took great exception to this.

#winter #coldsnap #orderofservice #printing #funerals #oldpeople #printtalk @PrintMediaCentr

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In other news @grumpy_printer today’s quote “You do the design and I’ll just pay when I’m happy” 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I love the phrase, "I am sorry my artwork is late" like it's suddenly my problem? #printchat

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@mmpepping What kind of total dick believes that to be artwork?

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So you turn up at the end of the week, with 10 minutes before we close and ask for that last minute very important job before the weekend.... so what was wrong with the other 45 hours I’ve been trading for this week? #FML.. #printchat #lastminute

[Grumpy Printer @grumpy_printer]

To all my customers, and the rest of you.
There’s no such thing as a print ready jpg!! #printready #printchat #fml

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Story of my life #PrintChat

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There's always one.. #PrintChat #printerproblems #design

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Those who know #RealTalk

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Not print ready #pdf #printready #printchat

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I did try to warn them before printing these banners... #WTF Some agencies are so far stuck up their own arses they just won’t listen. 🙄

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@_londonfox The irony in them being called finishers... They never finish anything

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I had better go and see what all this shit is about... https://t.co/voJC8Kvx8T

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My mind is made up. Going to visit in the hope I can win this holiday. https://t.co/jfYBz3oPfX

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The next twat that walks in here trying to deliver “artwork” on a fucking hard disk drive....! 😡 #printchat @XeroxProduction @PrintChampion

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When copyshops make leaflets on a crappy copier and call it digital printing. 😡😡

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Oh... you want my cheapest rate, credit and the best quality..!

Would you like this shirt that I am wearing too? #printer #sales #clients