Grumpy Traveller

@grumpy_travel

trying to civilize travel through constructive feedback and shaming those around me

in motion

Joined October 2014

318 Following

36 Followers

6 Posts

almost 12 years ago

Travel rule number 97,126: that bag on your shoulder? It's hitting people. You are a monster. #grumpytraveller

almost 12 years ago

Trade rule number 231: your wheeled bag will not fit down the centre aisle. Carry it idiot. #grumpytraveller

almost 12 years ago

Travel Rule number 624: never refer to them as 'air waitresses', at least to their face. #grumpytraveller

almost 12 years ago

Travel Rule Number 782: don't line up until boarding is called, otherwise you are 'gate lice'. #grumpytraveller

about 12 years ago

Rule Number 7149: feet should be covered by socks or shoes at all times during flight. #grumpytraveller

about 12 years ago

Rule Number 814: yelling at cabin staff won't solve problems (they always win) #grumpytraveller