Beast Man

Evil Henchman

(parody)

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

Not sure what I walked in on here but you can be damn sure I'm posting it.

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

It WAS a good episode.

In the meantime, I'm just continuing to stick with my notion that King Randor raped Battle Cat.

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

@BeastMan__ Try as you might, the people of Eternia know better, Carl.
You wake up after 2 years and start throwing shade in your 1st 2 weeks back? To an account you copied and never improved on?

Delete your account.

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

I was merely trying to stop that deviant child from playing pocket pool whilst shielding the young one from it. He had already gone blind and I wasn't sure what the next step was.

As far as my appearance, the photographer must've been using some sort of unflattering filter.

[3 Count Intern Mark @3countintern]

@grumpybeastman what is going on here?

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

We are the same. Stuck working with evil overlords...

[Howie Mandel @howiemandel]

I’m doing a FOLLOW SPREE! RETWEET THIS and I might just follow you. #AGT

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

I had to have a drawstring implanted to keep it shut.

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

Leave the beast control to the professionals. What is this thing gonna do? Give He-Man a mustache ride?

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

When I heard Skeletor shout, "Beast Man! Mer Man! Strip to your undies! Physicals today!", I knew it was going to be a bad day, and boy, was it ever!

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

I'm sorry for this. This is more disturbing than the time I caught Whiplash eating a sandwich on the toilet.

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

That guy is more annoying than Mer Man with a new BTS album.

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

@davidleavitt @OralB @Target Because court is waaaaay cheaper than the goddamn dentist.🤣

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

@davidleavitt @Target Haha! And people call ME a loser. You, sir, are a dick and you know it.

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

And to think... people call ME a bumbling idiot. This dude makes Skeletor look like Sunday School teacher.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

This @target manager Tori is not honoring the price of their items per massachusetts law

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

You'll have to get Trap Jaw to clean up your underpants. He's been pretty good at using the correct hand these days.

[Eric Sugarman @EricSugarATC]

They said we couldn’t - so we DID!!! #SKOL

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

This dick is outside my window yelling something about https://t.co/37CgAzYNhQ but I know better. No way even MY family could've inbred that much.

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

@ErikIslandInc @kurokumoclutch @GrumpySkeletor You're gonna have to write me in. All my campaign volunteers have no thumbs and are pretty fucking useless.

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

@kurokumoclutch @GrumpySkeletor Delete your account.

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

@RedTormund @GrumpySkeletor I get enough Havoc Staffs to the giblets from my boss. Imagine if I were around that other evil overlord.....

[Beast Man @grumpybeastman]

@ErikIslandInc @kurokumoclutch @GrumpySkeletor Vote: Beast Man 2020