Grumpy Brown Guy

I’m here to offend everyone equally. Try not to get your butt hurt.

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

Wait, is it ok to appropriate other cultures and languages again?

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

Some of ya’ll need to travel a bit a learn something about train and bus etiquette…

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

Now I finally feel old.

[Jair M. Bolsonaro @jairbolsonaro]

- By the way, the original Hulk was much cooler. He didn't need a computer to look strong and actually understood something about nature. 👍

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

White people be cancelling each other these days over cultural appropriation, but then these same white people go out and take pictures of them drinking margaritas and tacos on Cinco de Mayo. #cancelyourself #onlywhitepeoplethings #CincodeMayo2021 #5deMayo #appropriatethis

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

@ViasatInternet how can you say high speed, dial up was around 40-50kbps. How is this any better. This is false advertising.

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

It doesn’t.

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

@ViasatInternet It doesn’t.

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

@CallOfDuty_CW screw you Call of Duty, all your games have and always will be trash. How can you say zombies is free for a week, and then when I go to play I have to buy the fucking game. You guys are a bunch of wanna be game designers, go get a real job.

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

@ViasatInternet 8. Switch to @SpaceX Starlink for 99.99 a month with no throttling or data caps and speeds of +100mpbs and minimal latency.

This is really the only solution that works. Lol @ running a speed test, last time I ran a speed test it took 5minutes to just load the speed test page

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

Who cares

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

So you people have a problem with Kendall Jenner appropriating Mexican culture because she started her own tequila brand? Yet people in other countries can open a hamburger place? I can guarantee you those are not owned by fat white Americans... @drink818 #standwithkendall

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

@ViasatInternet Rain snow or sunshine you’ll still get throttled

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

My Internet speed is 170Mbps. How FAST is your Internet? https://t.co/4SWUg5IuaV

@StarlinkPage
Thank you @elonmusk seriously, thank you...

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

@FedEx Reading through your tweets you seem like a nice company... except for when you don’t give me accurate tracking info. Why? Im waiting on my @StarlinkPage package, and I have a 40 minute drive to just go pick up my package. It would be nice to know an exact day.

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

@therealdealwit3 @ViasatInternet 25mps internet “network congestion may reduce speeds”
- network congestion hours. All day expect between the hours of 3:30am and 4am.
- speeds during network congestion. 100kbps. KBS.

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

@ViasatInternet There is throttling/congestion and then there is essentially cutting your internet off, your own app barely loads... My phones hotspots throttled speeds are higher than this..

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

Some of the dumbest guys I went to high school with are dressing in tuxedos and acting like they are expert traders or financial advisors. No, Im not going to join your FB group or message you for more details. I’m not interested in taking life advice from you. #traderjoeshmoe

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

I was expecting receive $2000 to invest in GME stock, not $1400... what a let down. #BidenLied #StimulusCheck

[Grumpy Brown Guy @grumpybrownguy]

Thank you @billieeilish for spending 1,445 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/LInzWbKGzA