iris

I’m a big tall man. I cut the grass. My left eye hurts. I can be a complicated communicator.

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

i never do anything wrong

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@realxrandal

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

I wish it was my birthday and i could make all my friends make a candy salad with me

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

I’m so hungry i could eat Precious Ensemble right now

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

Does anyone know when the anniversary of 67 (popular meme/ cultural phenomenon) is? Has it been a year?

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

Experiencing my first gay lyft driver #HappyPride

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

Cant do anything these days

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

@housefulloftime Aw but i wish drink hats were more common in society

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

@realxrandal Geranamo

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

@housefulloftime The whole experience is pretty mind boggling

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

Why do teenage boys sit so far apart on the bus and yell at eachother? Its gay to sit next to each other or something?

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

@realxrandal

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

The last thing the world needs right now is a phoebe bridgers comeback

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

Little girls by oingo boingo doesnt go over very well at karaoke #oops

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

@MarkJLenderman Ok. Im listening.

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

Last night was a bowling for soup song bro

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

Im trying to figure out a safe situation in which i can play with buttons/switches and electrical wires of some sort

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

Those electronic salt and pepper shakers are insane

[iris @grumpycatfan113]

@realxrandal Wya

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They almost got me to download threads with this one