Carey

hmmm.

[Manaiafan @manaiaOGODchie]

God I hate living in Nebraska you all are brain washed and supporting and evil person and evil government

[DCSO - Omaha, NE @DCSheriffNE]

Shortly before 6:30 this evening, Deputies responded to the area of 205th and Harrison for a reported car accident. At the scene, Deputies located three juveniles who had been riding electric dirt bikes illegally on a side road. A frustrated driver who was behind the juveniles honked at them. The juveniles proceeded to jump a curb to get away and the driver followed them off-road. One juvenile fell off his electric dirt bike and was run over by the vehicle chasing them. The driver then chased another juvenile in his vehicle before leaving the scene.

The injured juvenile was transported Code 3 with a non-life-threatening leg injury.

The vehicle and driver have not been located. The vehicle is described as a Black four-door Jeep Wrangler. Anyone who witnessed the accident, has information about the vehicle, or its driver is asked to contact the DCSO tip line at 402-444-6000 or [email protected].

[Susa 𓇢𓆸 @prinkasusa]

you are not MAD enough.
they ATE the babies.
they R*PED the toddlers.
they TR*FFICKED Pre-teens.
and THEY are the current world leaders.
wake up from your ignorance and care.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

A girl not wearing a bra doesn’t mean she wants your attention it means bras fucking suck and she don’t want to wear them

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Just a friendly reminder that Sarah Connor was thrown into an insane asylum for trying to sabotage AI data centers.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The Israeli lobby spent $30 million to beat me, but America won because an entire generation is now aware of their corrosive influence on our government. Every elected Republican in Congress is bought, captured, or intimidated by them to some degree. I am the last who is not.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This world isn’t collapsing because humanity became too compassionate, too equal or too free. It is collapsing because greedy fucking sociopaths converted governments into protection rackets for wealth and empire.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night.
It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me.

Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.

Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one.

People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.

Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.

He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.

That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.

There is a name for it.

So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.

The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.

And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.

Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was.

And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.

Just another joke at our expense.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

We are supposedly at war to stop Iran from enriching the uranium we “obliterated” over a year ago.

Yesterday we signed a deal to help Saudi Arabia enrich uranium.

The first time the United States has ever helped another country enrich uranium on foreign soil.

The Saudis refused the inspection protocol 140 other countries accept. Too intrusive, they said.

Trump agreed. He signed a national security waiver to get around the rule.

The Saudis paid Kushner $100 million. They put $2 billion into his firm. They put another $6 billion into LIV Golf, which pays Trump properties to host its tournaments. They signed ten billion dollars in Trump-branded real estate deals in Jeddah and Riyadh. All in just the last few years.

But sure. My paintings.

[Plus EV Analytics @PlusEVAnalytics]

FIFA: "no of course this was not political interference, we would never allow such a thing"
Trump: "it was all me. I interfered. Politically."

Spectacular.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

17 Republicans voted NO ON WHAT???

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Stephen Colbert and David Letterman paying tribute to Obama’s infamous tan suit at the Presidential Center opening is exactly the level of pettiness and historical accuracy I respect. 😂

Some controversies deserve a reunion tour.

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws1]

Trump today claimed he “didn’t promise anything” about NO NEW WARS.

So here’s a second compilation showing FIFTY times during his campaign where he PROMISED exactly that.

[Layla @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

If TACO Trump is secure in Madison Square Garden then he doesn’t need a $1B ballroom bunker.

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

As a former addict, I can tell you this tweet is funnier than most people realize.
We forgot family dinners, court dates, jobs, and plenty of promises we made ourselves.
The drugs were the one thing we didn't forget. 🤣

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Just a reminder that the Trump DOJ and FBI know the names of everyone who raped children on Epstein’s island and refuse to prosecute any of them.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Gas is so high I suggest buying cocaine and running everywhere.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Hey MAGA….

Have you gotten your $5000. DOGE check yet?

How about the $2,800 tariff rebate check?

Are you paying less than $2.00 a gallon for gas?

How about the cost of electricity, natural gas, and groceries?

Fucking idiots.

We warned you.