Carey

hmmm.

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws1]

Trump today claimed he “didn’t promise anything” about NO NEW WARS.

So here’s a second compilation showing FIFTY times during his campaign where he PROMISED exactly that.

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

If TACO Trump is secure in Madison Square Garden then he doesn’t need a $1B ballroom bunker.

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

As a former addict, I can tell you this tweet is funnier than most people realize.
We forgot family dinners, court dates, jobs, and plenty of promises we made ourselves.
The drugs were the one thing we didn't forget. 🤣

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Just a reminder that the Trump DOJ and FBI know the names of everyone who raped children on Epstein’s island and refuse to prosecute any of them.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Gas is so high I suggest buying cocaine and running everywhere.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Hey MAGA….

Have you gotten your $5000. DOGE check yet?

How about the $2,800 tariff rebate check?

Are you paying less than $2.00 a gallon for gas?

How about the cost of electricity, natural gas, and groceries?

Fucking idiots.

We warned you.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Weird, because Spirit Airlines blamed it on rising fuel costs because of Trump’s war in Iran.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

The hidden force:

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Tariffs to get refunded to companies, not the consumers who actually paid for the goods with tariffs

[Xeno 💚⚔️ @xeno_vert]

just to be clear, erika kirk inappropriately texting a 15y/o girl does not make her a "lesbian queen," it makes her a pedophile.

[Max Burns @themaxburns]

A perfect image of the Trump era: A grandmother has to work at DoorDash in order to get by, while the president decorates his office in gold accent pieces.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

New York City’s Mayor just said what most elected officials won’t.

“We always seem to have money for war. But not to feed the poor.”

Mamdani didn’t stop there.

Thousands of civilians killed. Tens of billions spent. And every program that gets called “unrealistic” — housing, healthcare, schools — costs a fraction of what this war has already burned through.

He’s right.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

if you're The Onion writers do you just give up at this point

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Btw it just came out that this guy tried to make a huge investment in defense companies right before the war started and it was so egregious that Blackrock flagged it and didn’t allow it

[Acyn @Acyn]

Kayleigh: The Obama deal gave billions to Iran

Jessica: We just gave them 14 billion in sanctions easing which is way more

Watters: We used sanctions to keep the oil prices in check

Jessica: I get it—when it’s you, everything’s great.

[Reyda 🦖 @MsReyda]

Most insane Titty Tuesday this TL has ever seen.

[Moe Davis (U.S. Air Force, Retired) @ColMoeDavis]

A plumber with an associates degree with zero military or national security experience … America is a joke.