Grumpy McGrumpface

Recovering optimist, wearer of nice shirts, cappuccino addict, fun vacuum, tired. Writes stuff sometimes. Reluctantly still here.

[Grumpy McGrumpface @grumpyf1]

Looks like I'm in the right place for baby tickling and Daleks.

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The latest season of Chad Powers is about to premiere. Will Chad be able to lead the Catfish to a national championship? 🏆🏈🔥

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@GFJanie They though I was a-moos-ing.

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@GFJanie BIIIIIG hmmms.

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@GFJanie That Italian dude eh? Phew!

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@GFJanie @putting_gott Mine with a brie wedge 'flake' please.

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@richard_littler 2nd series of the new version was being filmed in Grassington just a couple of weeks ago. Sat with a coffee watching the crew making all the shops look 'olde worlde'.

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@h2azely @CumbriaCecelia Damp socks, great views :-)

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Farewell, Murray. Always felt like you were a fellow F1 fan, thrilled to be at a race, and that enthusiasm leapt out of the TV for those of us at home. Thanks for sharing your love of the sport with us. #RIPMurrayWalker

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@h2azely @CumbriaCecelia Very reasonable rates - basically, a cappuccino and bit of cake ;-)

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@Officehippy @CumbriaCecelia @midgeure1 It'll warm my cold, cold heart.

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Happy Birthday @Katy_mo - hope you've had a good one! x

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@HeatherAthey Ah. Awkward...

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No, you've got a dirty mind.

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@BrockwayVoila @CumbriaCecelia It appears I am a reprehensible smut-monkey. Took me ages to lineup the mast too...

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@relholliday @jennaterri Ha! Well, if I was back in the office they'd definitely get some trade from me (especially as my work chino machine conked out)!

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@CumbriaCecelia Sure was :-)

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😁🌲🤩

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@CumbriaCecelia YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

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@CumbriaCecelia MASSIVE FINGER!

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@CumbriaCecelia Who's the idiot in the Xmas Pud hat..? ;-)