hope

23 || sometimes i cry

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Daya: “Oh my god I don’t care who kidnapped whose child I got work in the morning .”

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Hayden: “I don’t want to go on the riddler.”
Bennet: “Which one?”
Hayden: “The Riddler”
Bennet: “Which ride?”
Hayden: “The RIDDLER”
Bennet: “The DIDDLER?”

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@lady_valor_07 inbred parents

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“Man short dick longgggg”

-jess

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“He looks a little down, god forgive me.”

- Daya

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“I hope your man sprains his ankle and has to hobble down the aisle “

- Jess

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“It’s giving I cry to my chemical romance while making avocado toast.”

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“that song rips my asshole out and strangles me with it.”

- jess

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* A knife falls on the floor *

X’s Roommate: “I promise we weren’t going to use that on y’all.”

Daya: “Excuse me?”

Me: “Should I go pull the car around?”

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if u like chris brown i do not want to hear u speaking out against chappell roan.

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@wanderfrancofan @ihavecs @notpopbase @PopBase Her label actually. she recently dropped her label because they were involved with the Epstein files. Not to mention she constantly speaks out on political issues, stood up for the way labels treat music artists and underpays them heavily.

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me: “boner police? what kind of band name is that? one of their requirements is you can’t have a wife or girlfriend?”

tyler: “they could be in the closet.”

alex: “you can say they play the tromboner.”

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“my hoa don’t allow visitors”

“who’s the hoa? yo mama?”

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“hello group gang gang are you on the way? we are kinda getting hungry gang gang”

-daya

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“If you don’t got at least two baby mamas you CANNOT work at a waffle house”

-Adrian

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pov: me vs nyquil but the nyquil is winning

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Professor: “You need to learn how to put it back together. What if you’re fixing a friends laptop, what do you do??”

Classmate: “I’d say Im sorry bruh.”

Professor: “You’d give it back to them in pieces?”

entire IT class: “YES!”

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“i felt the compulsive urge to get a man but then i didn’t want it”

- eve

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*me after not seeing my hair stylist sam for awhile*

sam: “You look happier.”
me: “BITCHHH LET ME TELL YOU!!”

*them and i proceed to talk shit the entirety of my appointment*

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@notmark @MattMMPLS @matt_vanswol me waiting for this fool to respond to all the evidence