Ian 父 James

Chubby Grumpy Unfunny Irritating West Ham Obsessed & A bit of a Git (I swear a lot too)

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

@WestHamPlace Greatest tweet ever. I’m old it’s still twitter to me

[WH Fan Place @WestHamPlace]

🚨 FACT

West Ham have been relegated and played 7 Championship games but STILL scored a Premier League goal more recently than Tottenham Hotspur

#Spursy

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

@xXxJ0DIExXx Lil abs sensor for a ford focus

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

Fuck sake

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

@stoutmenow I’ll add it to the 8 this week already

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

I’m not in the running to cohost a podcast in case anyone is interested

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

@utdmax0 Owen Hargreaves.

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

@BM06WHO This jokes so old that even prince andrew said no

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

@emmaofsun @gracexglenn Yes!!!

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

Ding Dong the witch is dead

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

⚒️⚒️⚒️😢

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

Ummm..RT if that didn’t happen in your are?! 🤥

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

@bigpete1974 Definitely a bit more on the snug side😂

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

When you find a bag of shirts in the loft that you thought had gone years ago

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

@QprEver @johnmbray And the phrase mutton dressed as lamb also comes to mind

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

Last time I saw 11 men getting fucked this hard I’d pressed the wrong button on pornhub

[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

You won’t struggle replacing Klopp at Liverpool, whole city is full of scruffy cunts in tracksuits

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

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[Ian 父 James @grumpyian]

@FootyAccums If he lost his confidence, sat on the bench, and turned to shite then he may have a chance