Mr. Grumpy

I'm grumpy and a bowler.

[Mr. Grumpy @grumpyoldbowler]

Puttin' it out there...

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@MoEgger Because you can always see Mike Brown moving his lips when doing ventriloquism. #willtherealdummystandup

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@LanceMcAlister Both of the Bengals losses were to teams in the top 10 in defense. The Bengals continue to count on the offense scoring 30+ every week. The Bengals are obviously a playoff team but I'm not sure who they'd beat once they get there.

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@S_CharlesNFL Can he play defense as well?

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@LanceMcAlister The player names change but the blame should always land on management and the front office. The Bengals are underachievers for a reason.

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@JeffRichgels https://t.co/pYtGgbphfN

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@LanceMcAlister If I recall, Lance, you were on air in Chicago for some time. The Reds have adopted the White Sox mentality. Put a few good players on the field, give hope to the fans. Put butts in seats. Win 70-80 games every year. Rinse and repeat. 2005 being the exception.

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@JeffRichgels Apparently, they draw the line at another lawsuit. They are good with fictional reporting until it costs them hundreds of millions.

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@Bill_ONeill Now all the ice cream is going to melt....

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America's bowling centers are apparently filthy based on the pre shot routine of every bowler under 30.

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That makes sense. Bad for the players but I'd assumed that Bowlero had a big birthday party scheduled for the Minnesota site.

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Can someone please explain to me why the @PBATour in its less than infinite wisdom conducted a "World Championship" consisting of 66 games in 1 center & will decide the World Champion in another time zone and in another center altogether with a one month delay in between. #WTF

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@AdamKinzinger

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@AdamKinzinger

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@atrupar It is called burying the lead....

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With the amount of plastic used as a strike ball on this season's @PBATour ,@Columbia300 should release one last ball... The Columbia Yellow Dot.

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@LanceMcAlister @GoBearcatsMBB @GoBEARCATS Outside of a bar...

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@AdamKinzinger Honest question. Does he control the FDA as well?

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https://t.co/fJVSC7UxiY

A pet peeve of mine is when some random post appears in my Facebook feed proclaiming someone's 35th "CAREER" 300.

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@PBATour @Forbes @USBC @JeffRichgels Edit "Their"

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@PBATour @Forbes I think the first problem with Bowlero is there world only contains 180,000 league bowlers (according to the article). I think @USBC membership is considerably higher. @USBC or @JeffRichgels please correct me if I am wrong.