Fake Pizza 🍕

i'm feeling verklempt. stuff me with cookies. i need a nap.

[Fake Pizza 🍕 @grumpysnore]

There is a Metal bowling league after mine on Tues nights. Their bowling team names are tops:

Pin Destroyer
Kill Em Balls
Thunder Cunts

/1

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

.@JaneMayerNYer on Fox News’ transition from partisanship to propaganda: https://t.co/O7QV1kecUG

[Fake Pizza 🍕 @grumpysnore]

My phone screen is 30% broken so everything I do is part game of memory and also a complete mystery.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

If in fact Jussie Smollett fabricated his story, the lesson learned is not that false allegations occur - we knew that - it’s that when taken seriously and investigated properly, they are usually found out.

[Translate Things @TranslateThings]

You misspelled "repaired an existing fence in accordance with plans and budgets from the Obama administration."

[Fake Pizza 🍕 @grumpysnore]

@fawfulfan @TheRickWilson Already seeing the BERNIE fans equating not backing him with “not giving a fuck” so here we are, right on schedule.

[Cecile Richards @CecileRichards]

Next time someone tries to brush aside the issues that affect women’s lives as “social issues” or “identity politics,” remember that nearly 2/3 of minimum wage earners in America are women, disproportionately women of color.

[Fake Pizza 🍕 @grumpysnore]

@NahmdiPlume @portlandmercury These Portland assaults happened. Many eye witnesses to attacks. Take your garbage take and false equivalency elsewhere.

[Fake Pizza 🍕 @grumpysnore]

@QueenMab87 I peeked...

I wonder what the voices say about “egomaniac” Obama.
🤣

[NY Public Library @nypl]

Listen: New podcast episode of the #LibraryTalks podcast with @nhannahjones discussing the lack of meaningful black history in school curricula.

Apple Podcasts: https://t.co/Ft2FHqIQJ5
Spotify: https://t.co/NhUjmc0eXn
Google Podcasts: https://t.co/MuzIJ2WfbR

[Fake Pizza 🍕 @grumpysnore]

Game Of Thrones

Season 1: OMG THEY KILLED OFF A MAIN CHARACTER

Season 3: omg they killed off a main character

Season 7: so that happened

[Fake Pizza 🍕 @grumpysnore]

So THIS is why Truml decided to go off on SNL again👌

[Fake Pizza 🍕 @grumpysnore]

@baseballminutia I feel like this isn’t the first gorilla stealing car update I’ve seen on here...

[Ahmed Baba @AhmedBaba_]

@realDonaldTrump This is the President of the United States saying that comedy and satire criticizing him should be looked into and wonders why the networks don’t face retribution.

Donald thinks like an autocrat but lucky for us, he has the mental discipline of a toddler.
https://t.co/3zaZWF1Jck

[Fake Pizza 🍕 @grumpysnore]

@gingerhat @casiestewart @christineestima @rachsyme MY EYES MY EYEEEEES

[Fake Pizza 🍕 @grumpysnore]

@casiestewart @christineestima @rachsyme I’m never going to unsee these pants on him

[Stein @Rutledal]

@rachsyme Mia Sara was married to Sean Connery's son Jason and is now married to Jim Henson's son Brian, and has one child with each. So the grandchildren of James Bond and Kermit the Frog are siblings.

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

.@realDonaldTrump’s unlawful declaration over a crisis that does not exist does great violence to our Constitution and makes America less safe, stealing from urgently needed defense funds for the security of our military and our nation.

[AP Climate @AP_Climate]

Portland, Oregon, official says report that a police commander exchanged friendly text messages with a leader of far-right protests that have rocked the city confirms collusion exists between some police and right-wing extremists. https://t.co/Xkk4iaD318

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

No child should be denied a loving home because the family that wishes to adopt them is LGBTQ or a religious minority. The Trump Admin must deny states’ unconstitutional waiver requests & make sure child welfare stays at the heart of our state child welfare systems.

[Fake Pizza 🍕 @grumpysnore]

This bullshit need to stop

[ACLU @ACLU]

Ana and Mimi were in line to buy groceries when a Border Patrol agent behind them demanded to see ID’s.

Their supposed offense? Speaking Spanish in Montana.