Dead Flower

Bitched, moaned, stoned. Won't hug strangers but I'll take your candy. DM at own risk, it bites.

[Dead Flower @grumpystonergal]

Where do we come from? Why are we here? And what fucking difference does it make?

[Dead Flower @grumpystonergal]

Don't let me loose in the convenience store high.

[Dead Flower @grumpystonergal]

Do your kids know how big of a RT slut you are online?

[AngelOrDevil @Nikxiland]

I gotta pee... stay here

[Dead Flower @grumpystonergal]

"No one has to know I'm so high I tried to smoke this vape backwards..."

*Tells Twitter*

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

Most of my hopes are high.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I hate to brag but I'm waking up a little more weird each day.

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

And we'll all float on, ok?

[Cats Against Humanity™ @CatsVsHumanity]

An hour of interrogation later and the cat still has not revealed the location of the 4 missing puzzle pieces

[blank plank ☭ @tiring_tho23]

If you have somebody by your side, it's really a blessing. Some of us just live with our shadows.

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

I'm so high I might never move again. My back doesn't hurt at all. I love ancient medicine.

[SeriouslyBeachPlz. @Nellie_Bird]

Welcome to Twitter.

Where 2’s flirt with 10’s and think they actually have a chance.

[Cats Against Humanity™ @CatsVsHumanity]

*waking up* Oh great, this shit again

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

I hate that exes will always kinda know you really well. I'd like that info back please.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

Received dm of the day

It's not that you left that dildo in the background of your selfie, it's the sheer size of it.

[AngelOrDevil @Nikxiland]

I just want to talk and not be talked to is that too much to ask

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

We spent the entire date just comparing the chemicals we put in our bodies.

[Dead Flower @grumpystonergal]

No, random internet stranger, you can't fix me. Thanks.

[Dead Flower @grumpystonergal]

That's shade, these tweets get no love. 😂🤦

[Dead Flower @grumpystonergal]

Thanks for all the RTs. Still not gonna cyber fuck you. ✌️