Ava

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Back in the days when you saved a document it would go a main folder called documents and you knew where it was because it was in the folder called documents

[angie @hotsoggi]

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

[WholesomeDave🦄 @BostonFren_88]

I got my 2.5% annual raise just in time for the 35% increase in inflation.

[Lauren Thompson Boyd @laurentboyd1981]

There should be a “take your friend to work day” so we can all actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from their work stories.

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

Behold, the attachment.

[signüll @signulll]

whoever put the b in to subtle really knew what they were doing.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i would love to unclench my jaw one day

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

2026 is the first year where i have not slipped up and written last year’s date even once. foreboding omen somewhat

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Recipes should include photos of the mess you have to clean up after cooking

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

Never in my entire life have I actually sent an email at 8:00 AM. If you receive an email from me at 8:00 AM you can rest absolutely assured that I schedule sent that mess at like 1:27 in the morning.

[Laundry Del Rey @moontruther34]

You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry

[Ava @grumpytoast24]

To add to this saga - 2 people did not check in to the flight, so G got a seat along with another person. The person who is seated next to G checked in 2 hours after he did - and got allocated a seat straight away.. and to top things off this flight is currently 1 hour delayed 🙃

[Ava @grumpytoast24]

@Ryanair Interesting policy of “not overbooking flights”. My boyfriend and I are currently at the airport and he does not have a seat on a 200 seat capacity plane. We were sequence 190 and 191 to check in. Are there currently 10 people overbooked on this flight? FR5239 SOF-DUB

[Ava @grumpytoast24]

Have just been informed by gate staff that there has been an excess of 5 people booked to this flight and that this is a common practice for Ryanair, Wizzair, Buzz etc.

[cessi 🏀 @ceciiii07]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

[Aishy @imayesha_n]

please use "okay" or "okie" instead of "ok" because okay is happy, okie is cute and ok is scary, mean and evil

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This is how girls feel when you ask them if they wanna run errands with you