Ugly Dougly (official)

Unanimously re-elected emperor of the known universe. And I thank you all. Official account. So sorry about the snark, not.

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Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror.

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@elonmusk Adios tweetbook.

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@SamRamani2 “So that was the Roman Empire, huh?”-Putin’s ancestors.

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@duty2warn Waiting for Starship to launch too.

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@SamRamani2 Read that in a Boris and Natasha voice.

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@McFaul Virtue signaling.

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@McFaul Barbarism is an apt description. Russia basically copies playbooks from Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun.

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@elonmusk Birds aren’t real.

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@Historysmilo Fantastic, one of your best, Stefan.

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@TerribleMaps Coriolis effect, obviously.

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@hankgreen #hairytinnitus

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@mdownham @PeterZeihan Hmmm, seriously checking for evidence of satanism in Ukraine. Hmmm, not much found… ;)

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@mithridates @PeterZeihan Nobody said Ruzzia was smart.

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@Michael_McT1 @PeterZeihan Shibus? Missed that one, not that it’s on my bingo card.

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@Bob_Dobbs They should have a fake library shelf background like the rest of us.

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@Yrouel86 @semiColin__ Continuing to scan the skies…

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@PeterZeihan I think the Russians want to conquer the whole province, or oobleck, whatever they call it.

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Too bad to be true.

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Sorry, no dopamine for you today. We’re fresh out.

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@ianbremmer And they just got rid of a Princess who was a tiny bit black. Oh bother.

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@apmassaro3 So says Napoleon.