Gwyn CATIGERN

I am Lady Gwynthir Aeres Deryn Myfanwy Catigern, Blood of Brigda, and I am coming for you, Alaric.

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

I am coming for all of you. I am not hiding anymore. I want you all to know where I am and that all of you are on my list.

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

Alaric. I'm coming for you.
Vailed Lady. I'm coming for you.
Brigda. I'm coming for you.

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

POV: You are Cryovain and Erina is watching your location.

@ErinaTheRaven @ToboldW

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

@BarbatosDivi @flwrcrwncleric Barb is trouble enough for two people, and the two I'M carrying aren't even wriggling.
Well, Tobold isn't. Peter is another story.

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

@flwrcrwncleric @ToboldW >:-)

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

@ToboldW @flwrcrwncleric I mean... I don't mind, I guess...

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

@flwrcrwncleric I don't know when that was decided, but I think if we could save all of our vengeance wishes up for this dragon, we can take it out on him instead of, you know... challenging nature to a fight?

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

@flwrcrwncleric @ToboldW

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

@flwrcrwncleric There's nothing to worry about. At all. Ever. It's only one lizard.
One giant, evil, winged lizard that can summon blizzards and kill you with a sneeze that we may or may not have to go into an enclosed space with.

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

YOU KNOW...

I'd really, really like it if something could, you know, not be horribly stressful and anxiety-inducing for ONE DAY.
By Brigda, I need a holiday or something.

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

Couldn't have said it better, my friend.

[Tobold Wanderfoot @ToboldW]

I do not like this cold. And I do not like this high up place. And I do not like that avalanche. And I do not like the dragon.

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

@flwrcrwncleric @ToboldW Which, to be fair, happens most of the time these days.

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

@DwarfPeter @flwrcrwncleric You realise we can never show any of our faces in Leilon again now?

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

@DwarfPeter "On their toes" is possibly the biggest understatement of the millennium.

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

@DwarfPeter Why are you the way that you are?

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

Crabs are my new favourite animal.

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

@DwarfPeter @ToboldW You're not starting a cult, Peter, was have another dwarf trying to do that already.

[Gwyn CATIGERN @grumpyvengeance]

Happy Father's Day. 💚

[Tobold Wanderfoot @ToboldW]

This is now an official Dane the Coinbane hate account

[Don't ban me Twitter, it's fictional]