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@DecayRSO It's opening back up imminently. Hope you can land safely!

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@EDI_Airport @pedroville65 Can you confirm that the contractors are actually on-site and working on the repair? Info we're getting is that they've still not shown up. What's your SLA timeframe for them actually doing the work?

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@GeorgeCurrie PA announcement. Because the contractors are a no-show, then once they arrive they need time for repairs, then they need to give incoming flights priority over departures.

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Huge delays at Edinburgh Airport today. Runway has extensive damage, nothing moving at all - advised we won't be moving for hours. Contractors had been called to fix it but didn't bother to turn up. Absolute shambles. #edinburghairport

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@euanspeaks @flightradar24 Runway is buggered, contractors haven't bothered to show up.

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@HeavenlyMalbec All we know is that there's extensive damage to the runway, and the contractors have decided not to bother showing up.

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@ScotRail My friend Joel is missing and staff at Bathgate were told by management that posters aren't allowed to be displayed. Why is that?

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@Westbeer Dear @Westbeer, since yous are clearly fucking arseholes, I have a new hobby: hiding your beers in the supermarket. Every shop I go into will have it's West beers hidden until yous become less shite people.

Love,
Grum x

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@BiffyClyro No they're bloody not - look at the small print. The money goes to the Ann Gloag Foundation (noted tax avoider, homophobe, and co-founder of Stagecoach). That means it'll be bidding *against* the NHS for PPE, pushing up the price we pay.

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@TalesOfOneCity I have, but when calling the library to ask if they could verify my ID by email or even Skype, I was told it's not possible. When we're advised not to leave the house, could a wee bit of imagination be deployed here?

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@CerasellaChis It'd be a one-day conference in that case! Scotland put out a helpful guide that explains composition of SoC and other procedures: https://t.co/3nxy6bO7Xl

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Well, car on its side technically...

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Car on its roof at Scottish Gas @edinburghpaper

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@chockeyboy @Ross_Greer My papa played this game where he shot at Nazis when he came across them. Worked well for him and his pals.

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@twirlingmynci I commute from Glasgow to Embra daily. It kills my soul. Would not recommend.

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@HaigPaxton @ScotRail And it's not unreasonable to vent after awful service. Had to taxi from KWN to JHN as hundreds of passeng but no buses

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@HaigPaxton Isn't your issue. Just leave it.

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@ScotRail I'm sure that's a safety critical natter. Do me a favour? Tell my gaffer that my post @tinthepark patter is safety critical too?

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@ScotRail Yes. Why are there at least 5 staff standing around at GLC gabbing whilst only 1 person selling tickets?

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@alasdair_clark was shoplifting in Topshop. Totally #busted