Austin the Grunch

GRUNCHY, GROUCHY, AND A WHOLE LOT OF FUN

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

got hungry today picked up some SpaghettiOs from CVS. Ate it cold outside pure Bliss.

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

the other manager comes in today and is like I heard you are hiring a project manager! my coworkers are all fuming if they hire externally

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

I lifted up a kid in the park a couple weeks ago and her mom yelled at me. I haven’t told many people because this situation was more complicated.

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

why do bugs love my hair?
every time i reach my hand
up
there
i feel a creature in a snare

please oh please bugs let me go
my manes no river, it does not flow

fly away so high so light
let me sleep
oh bug goodnight

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

just so everyone is aware. I will be getting bangs by 2027. stop trying to stop me

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

let’s marry harry? no let’s get harry in grief counseling

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

it’s snowing in the summer

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

sandwich girl 4L

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

@weightedgirth so fair

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

@stort_babygru who let grumpy out his box damn

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

@49eerfc mashing bits

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

malcolm todd and ariana pls give me ticket

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

someone edit sol and sincere hair on eachother

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

@WooSox @stort_babygru

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

@justalexoki Will be like

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

@powvenie why is katy so funny in this

[swinky @swinkying]

Hi this is a photo of me as a baby

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

@SillyBWoman yeah huhhhh

[Austin the Grunch @grunchyaustin]

@bluewmist WOAH