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@hockeynewsuk @jacosbud @JackMedia7 They needed a reason to spread the surveillance state to transportation.

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@LeddZeppyx2s @BradCGZ Frazzledrip

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@R_R_Rye @robbystarbuck You know what other incident was memory-holed and didn't add up? Sandy Hook. What other schools were completely bulldozed after a mass sh0oting?

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@billybillyrae @FireMemeNews She (rightfully) believes only females are females.

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@jirzeegrl @mike_daddino Hey, you wanna look like James Franco, ya gotta live with the consequences!

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@TB1Kinobe Only after you buy a time machine to go back when they were still open.

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@Caelyn__B That's Rick Harrison, and the best he can do is 1/2 of an autograph.

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@DarthMememus @AmeliaRodrigJan The Pokémon people are still worse.

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@TheDilemmaLama @ChrisSmolinski They ain't got Nemo with them, silly!

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@steppenjiff @ChrisSmolinski Guys... THEY'VE LEARNED TO TYPE!!

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@Kenny_Rowe_ @samir Wanna feel old? This is Tom Holland.

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@EchterMadocks @tea_spiracy @Inspirenaire Only a little stitious.

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@Thomas_Vera_ Dinosaurs never existed. They've never found a complete skeleton.

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@Audio_Vortex @LoloEtny

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@PattyMurray Tie your daylight bill with the Save Act.

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@Duff00303489 @TonyRav That's an Italian pasta dish! Nice try, dumbass.

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@Clampvideos The black Steven Seagal.

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@GuntherEagleman Seeing this only pisses me off more about the save act not getting passed.

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@w_pyatt66992 @RiseAboveWithK Your liver is a TORNADO!?

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@bluffdale98 @Ne_pas_couvrir You missed the septum piercing. Universal for "resounding depression, without hope".