Steen Kjøng Kristensen

Data geek with a flair for computing and challenging life. Hadoop, Big Data, BI, Analytics; You name the game, I play it!

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The morning wood is your friend https://t.co/HGd8biuGOw

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@NjylPoliti , må man egentlig tage på kælkebakken i disse tider? Der vil helt sikkert være mere end 5 personer, dog uden at have noget med hinanden at gøre.

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Proud to be the 4,777th 😎 on @BackerKit for Urban Belt: by Xpand Inc.. Thanks @xpandlaces https://t.co/HfipKMXvzE

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Anyone having success signing in to #Microsoft Partnersource? It seems broken to me

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#shithappens #COVID19dk

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@Maplo16 Only the public sector shuts down. Shops stay open, but people probably thinks it’s a zombie apocalypse and goes crazy

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Denmark closing down. Have to stay home with the kids for 14 days, which is more terrifying than the virus itself.

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@AmeliaGenis I appreciate your suggestion, but I’m not handing out pointed sticks to two boys at the age of 1 and 3 xD

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Det er en god julefrokost når bartenderen gerne vil tænde for #zulucs

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Now, this is impressive. Don’t keep your voice assistant near any window during a neighbor war, or things might get ugly. https://t.co/QuH7MVJyE8

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#whamageddon just had me :(

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Keep it simple :) https://t.co/kl9yNT32n1

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Testing EaseUS, sharing gives me 2 GB extra to recover. Apparrently : https://t.co/wBy3OBGrQS

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Business Intelligence i 1967 :)

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Det fede ved GDPR er da at jeg med nærmest 5 minutters mellemrum bliver mindet på alle de online tjenester hvor jeg har oprettet en profil gennem tiden. For søren der er travlt i indbakken i dag. #GDPR

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I går byggede jeg en snemand i mine forældres have. I dag grillede jeg i min egen. Forår i… https://t.co/s0ZkY8kUa8

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Last year I backed the @Nomaticgear Backpack. Been carrying it around for a couple of months now and I love it!

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I'm using this Outlook-Google calendar sync tool - completely #free and feature loaded. #recommend https://t.co/QsY7ZuMWah via @ogcalsync

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Proud to be the 78th backer on @BackerKit for The NOMATIC Backpack and Trav... https://t.co/ETism2WvWp

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While picking up my baggage in @CPHAirports yesterday a potato suddenly appeared on the carousel #SQLNexus #wtf