SharkFarts

2006 Time Person of the Year

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

Personally, I think we could use more polio.

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

I love @bhphoto but I cannot for the life of me figure out why they continue to ship things with the worst carrier around @FedEx

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

Seriously @FedEx you can take the time to take a picture of my door but you can’t knock? Been home all day. I’m going to start refusing companies who use fedex to ship to me. Your agent refused to help me on the phone.

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

Solid work on the photography skills @FedEx. I know your thing is delivery and we did get the package, but PROOF of delivery…meh. Thanks for the stuff.

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

Have you tried maybe prioritizing? Here’s an an example: having basically non-functional volume control should maybe get fixed before “support for content search when setting alarms”. Just a thought.

[Sonos @Sonos]

Thank you for elaborating and flagging to us the issues you've been facing. We’ve been releasing updates approximately every two weeks to restore features and improve performance. The schedule for updates can be found on our community page, and we’re actively listening to customer feedback on the community page to prioritize remaining improvements.

Updates: https://t.co/jFG6gdNiD6
Feedback: https://t.co/pwQh27MRLR

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

@NoogaHoller Tennessee is pretty on the outside.

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

@Sonos What timeline? What about the playlist loading? I deleted and reinstalled the app before asking the question so unless you’ve released an update in the last 6 hours… this app is barely functional. You have too good a product to have a ux this terrible.

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

How in the heck do you keep breaking things @Sonos ? Why can I only load 50 playlist from my music service? Why is the volume control so random? Why is adding songs so damn slow? Have you given up?

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

Remember when @Sonos was good? Do better.

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

I hated Easter for like 10 years. I’m better now.

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

Now that I am no longer a professional Christian and don’t work on Sundays, the time change is much less disruptive to my life.

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

Sonos app sucks. Used to be so much better.

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

Ask me about my mlm!!!

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@ianbremmer I am much less social on social media these days.

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That stupid “@“ symbol in docs is annoying @Google. Seriously please make it go away.

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I’m going to ask again. I would like an answer. @Sonos why is the iOS app so slow?

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

Why is the @Sonos phone app so slow? It takes over 6 seconds to add a track to the queue - during which time you just have to sit there and wait. Adding 10 tracks to the queue can take 2 minutes. Dumb.

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

Wondering if @QuestDX could tell me the purpose of dipping my card at the testing site? At the site you said it was to cover what my insurance didn’t cover but you didn’t actually use it for that since I’m getting bills in the mail.

[SharkFarts @gruvtopia]

Haha the Madison @ITSUGAR guy is a goober.

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Ordered new underwear from @DuluthTradingCo (one full week ahead) for a trip. My fav drawers ever. They aren’t going to make it in time. Luckily I am traveling to Duluth! You gonna bail me out when I get arrested for free ballin?