🦇SAVE THE MF BATS🦇

ur local car sales-goth

[🦇SAVE THE MF BATS🦇 @GrwnupFroopSnac]

@Coconuthairrik @filtercoffeee Ok seriously tho I have been using henna on my hair for 16 years, and I leave that shit in overnight and my hair is thick af and healthy... idk what kinda henna youre using

[p✨ @profdekarios]

in bg3 terms this is like if they added alfira as a romance and then also wulbren bongle

[🦇SAVE THE MF BATS🦇 @GrwnupFroopSnac]

Someday I won't have fever nightmares about my mother acting like her regular everyday self. Today is apparently not that day.

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

Sloppy drunk and naked in the sunshine rolling around in the grass with the homegirls. Genuinely love that for them

[✦ @DojaArchives]

When Doja Cat got so tired of performing Say So and switched it up making a LIVE Rock version.

[Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant]

Do you know what *is* antisemitic though?

Acting as though *support* the wholesale genocidal slaughter of the Palestinian people is intrinsically "Jewish".

hard to come up with a more antisemitic take than "all jews support ethnic cleansing"

It's dishonest AND disingenuous

[˚⟡˖ ࣪ elana ࣪ ˖ ⟡˚ 🍉 @elana_danielle]

this so so????? 😭😭😭 they're so precious

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i mean fuck, i like coats, i like boots, i like cozy sweaters, i like tailored suits, i like affordable housing in areas with walkable routes

[erika @yeeeerika]

accidentally became important at work

[skipppppy 🍉//COMMS OPEN!! @skipppppy_art]

I mean fuck, I like naps, I like bed, I like soft pillows and blankets for my sleepy head

[Robb Rockham @bigtimerobb]

White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.

[🦇SAVE THE MF BATS🦇 @GrwnupFroopSnac]

Some days, working for luxury car dealers is just finding ways to professionally and kindly say "if ur broke just say that," but it's very funny coming from me, who could never afford any of the cars I'm selling lol

[🦇SAVE THE MF BATS🦇 @GrwnupFroopSnac]

Tbh ive been hate crimed by my husband not being absurdly rich. I'm babygirl and I deserve to spend my days napping on a pillow on the floor at his feet, not selling cars 😭

[🦇SAVE THE MF BATS🦇 @GrwnupFroopSnac]

It's a good thing I'm not a sneaky bitch, cuz the fact that I wear 2 bells around my neck would ruin that shit immediately

[spooky vampire arvo färt @arvofart]

It’s amazing that the 30 year nostalgia cycle exists for other mammals