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idgaf bout your faith

[Martin @PojdBase]

Sinner's biggest opponents in tennis being Carlos Alcaraz and the global warming

[Carlos Alcaraz @carlosalcaraz]

Mi recuperación va por buen camino y me siento mucho mejor, pero desgraciadamente aún no estoy listo para poder jugar y por eso tengo que renunciar a la gira de hierba en Queen’s y Wimbledon. Son dos torneos realmente especiales para mí y los echaré mucho de menos. Seguimos trabajando para volver lo antes posible! ❤️

[Marcela Linhares @ma__linharess]

Conhecendo o complexo de Monte Carlo de forma simplesmente incrível!

A originalidade foi forte e o vídeo ficou muito muito bom!

Não esperava por esse fim 😂

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

Keadilan sosial bagi seluruh rakyat Indonesia.

[h @haritstoteles_]

Industri Kreatif diludahi
Industri Game diblokir

Yang jalan Industri Makan yang bikin orang keracunan,

[Rona Hyeji Indosat @bewithyiu]

Meme yang pas untuk masalah IGRS

[Alex RF @Aleeexanderrrrr]

One of my favourite Roger Federer points ever played?

2009 Wimbledon 6/2 in the second set tiebreak

Roddick serves & Federer comes up with this ridiculous return… then drops this INSANE backhand half volley winner under massive pressure.

Pure magic.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Eid Mubarak to all our supporters celebrating around the world! 🌙✨

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Eid Mubarak to all! 🌙 I hope you have a very special day with your family and loved ones. Wishing you all peace and happiness.

[ꦩꦸꦂꦠꦝ @MurtadhaOne1]

WOWO PUSING AKIBAT ULAHNYA SENDIRI

Ternyata pertemuan wowo dengan mantan2 presiden itu untuk bahas kepusingan wowo soal BoP

Indonesia ditagih terus soal pengiriman pasukan ke gaza (janjinya mau kirim 8000 pasukan), padahal sudah banyak ancaman kalau tentara indonesia akan dihabisi hamas sendiri.

Padahal utk ikut BoP wowo udah bayar mahal dan paling repot. Wowo stres sendiri

Btw para mantan udah usul supaya indonesia keluar dari BoP

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

WOW Roger Waters brutally roasts U2's Bono for defending the Zionist entity and exposes Israel's dark dream of wiping out every single Palestinian to create Eretz Israel.

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Pope Leo

[&_ @grydwtr]

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[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

Keadilan sosial bagi seluruh rakyat Indonesia.

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

ORANG LUAR NEGERI KE INDONESIA

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for a Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Hi, you're late to the online meeting."
"Sorry, it's 2 AM here. I have to adjust my schedule."
"Where are you now?"
"I stay in Bali now. It's cheap, the living cost is only a tiny fraction of my salary. I can save A LOT, and by A LOT I mean A LOOOOT."
"Wow, you don't need a work visa for that?"
"I just stay in my room. No one knows that I am working. As long as the internet works."
"Local tax?"
"No, I am on a tourist visa."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Bangkok? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"It's been almost two years since you stayed in Bali, how is it?"
"Amazing, cheap, and tax-free!"

ORANG INDONESIA KE LUAR NEGERI

"Halo mbak, saya perlu urus visa Schengen buat ke Belanda."
"Untuk keperluan apa?"
"Saya ada konferensi ilmiah di Rotterdam. Buat S3 saya, wajib hadir presentasi biar papernya bisa terbit."
"Oke ini jadwal yang tersedia."
"Mesti nunggu 2 bulan?"
"Iya mas, penuh soalnya."
"Aduh, mepet ya."
"Coba dulu aja mas. Ini syarat dokumennya."

***

"Kenapa uang tabungannya cuma segini? Mas perlu sekian ratus juta mengendap."
"Saya adanya cuma segini."
"Mas perlu surat pernyataan gak akan kerja di sana."
"Lah, itu surat undangan dari konferensi gak cukup?"
"Gak cukup, harus ada tabungan sama pernyataan."
"..."

***

"Ini tiket pulang pergi juga udah harus ada."
"Jadi tiket PP udah harus saya beli, tapi visa belum tentu keluar?"
"Iya"
"Hah?"
"Memang aturannya begitu."
"Kalau nanti abis visa keluar gimana?"
"Visanya bisa gak keluar."

***

"Halo, visa Anda ditolak."
"Hah kenapa?"
"Kami gak bisa kasih tahu alasannya."
"Haduh, terus paper konferensi saya gimana?"
"Maaf ya Mas. Saya harus layani antrian selanjutnya."

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

True!

[Hafizha 𐚁 @hafizha_anisa]

Kalau ada pemilihan pemimpin lagi di masa depan, tolong jangan kufur nikmat. Dikaruniai Tuhan akal sama hati nurani tolong dipakai. Itu kan, yang buat kita berbeda dengan hewan?

Kebodohan dan tidak kompeten sudah membunuh banyak orang.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a lambo or birkins.

I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 2 pm on a wednesday.

sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.

so I can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.

spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.

that’s my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.