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Sometimes it’s nice to rest in the peace of knowing that if God is bigger than I can comprehend, I didn’t make Him up; nothing I do, say, or feel can add to a God who has always been and will always be.

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@taxicab98 Did you just call me out

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God isn’t playing games with your life; He’s building you. If something bad happened or something was taken away from you, it’s not that He’s being unfair. That loss or trial made you a little more like who God wants you to be.

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Zaxby’s= Chick-Fil-A’s evil twin

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@taxicab98 Yes

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@taxicab98

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(Overheard today at Kroger)
Father to small child: OH YAY! Spreadable butter. The economy is recovering Samantha!

Small Child: BUTTER!

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@taxicab98 Will I be

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Aha aha I do that

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I want a spin-off series of The Office exclusively about Phyllis and Stanley’s friendships.

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Call me Mamma Mia 🤏🏻(<Italian Hand)

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@taxicab98 I am the fish queen

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@taxicab98 Daily

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LaLa Land will never not be good and set unrealistic standards for romance in my life.

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Not that anyone cares but I’m back from my Twitter hiatus... for now.

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My dad turned across four lanes of traffic and did an illegal u-turn so I could see live goats in a store. If that’s not love, what is? #mydadisbetter #GOAT

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@taxicab98 So you’ve been chosen?

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Current mood: standing with my hands under the faucet waiting for it to turn on and then realizing it’s not automatic

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You might be in college if:
You’ve eaten kimchi out of the jar and peanut butter out of the jar in the same sitting at 12:30am. #collegesucks