Jurassic Clark

Unapologetic simp for Lady Dimitrescu.

[Jurassic Clark @GryffinDuck]

Friend: Hey! I've got some news!
Me: Is it about Lady Dimitrescu?
Friend: Um, no, but-
Me: Then I don't care.
Friend: I'm...I'm getting married this-
Me: I don't care.

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

“I feel like I’m representing a lot more than just myself, and that feels like a lot of responsibility." https://t.co/cjpdihJX8d

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

We supporting @levarburton hosting @Jeopardy this week as a family right?

[80s Sports N Stuff @80sSportsNStuff]

Defenders bouncing off Christian Okoye in Tecmo…

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Who hurt the sun? I just want to talk...

[Jurassic Clark @GryffinDuck]

uh-uh. not nearly enough backflips. how cool would it be if Moses just back-flipped in front of the loaves of bread i didn't read the book

[Owen Strachan @ostrachan]

Just so you know:

There is not a single edit you could make to Scripture to improve it.

Anything you would do to amend so much as a biblical comma would drastically demote it.

You can’t improve the Word of God. You’d only ruin perfection.

Keep your edits on the shelf.

[Jurassic Clark @GryffinDuck]

the man who tweeted his is a corporate shill

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Imagine what AI powered machines will be able to do in the next 5-10 years.

Boston Dynamics machines flawlessly and soulfully dancing in rhythm. https://t.co/1PHmurRo1k

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I don’t know about you, but I’m always psyched when I order fries somewhere and get that one onion ring that just said “fuck it” and decided to join the other team.

[Elton John @eltonofficial]

#RocketHour is taking over @applemusic for the next 9 hours to celebrate Elton’s 300th show 🚀

Tune in to hear Elton’s favourite episodes from the last 6 years including his teenage favourites and a disco special. Listen now https://t.co/oDDjkbHQan

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

rrrriiiiiiiipppppppppp (22 YEARS?!)

[Ashley Green @agreenphotog]

Stormy Union Station is my favorite Union Station

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

America: invented Wiffle Ball.

Rest of the world: didn’t.

Advantage: America, motherfucker

[80s Sports N Stuff @80sSportsNStuff]

Always enjoyed a Rad Racer nighttime drive…