Asexual Burpee

Native Esperanto speaker

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@jerickjcruz It was a great set player!

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If you strike me down, my jeans shall become more baggy than you can possibly imagine.

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Me after listening to Lorde’s Virgin

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

the fact that we didn’t go all in on solar power the second we discovered it is still so crazy to me

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When the edible hits in the River Ave Safeway

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I am hanging out with small mammals at an undisclosed location.

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You wouldn’t know my gf, she’s region restricted.

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(To the tune of One Direction’s One Thing) ‘Cause you’ve got that unc thing!

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Speaking in tongues off the Michelob Ultras.

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Shordy… give me the amulet.

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When I’m fucked up off the Red Dye 40, that’s the real me.

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@JTNorquay Just learning about this now. Concerning…

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Paycheck hit, I’m at the Leopold’s telling them to bring me Leopold.

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@josh_richert You have done that yourself…

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I have one beer and start saying shit like “I am the Senate.”

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I’m in the Spirit Halloween buying Hawk Tuah costumes it’s like breathing air it’s nothing it means nothing

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It takes a village to raise an uncle.

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The Pains of Being Demure at Heart

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This slurpee that melted hours ago will fix me.

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None of you are collecting vinyl like me

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They should replace the Fort Garry revolving restaurant with a smoke shop that sells cbd and kratom.