jared

i'm in my zone so don't speak to me | he/him

[jared @fkachoft]

quoting to pin

[super goober @supergoober69]

“Where did all my milk go?”

The engorged one:

[jared @fkachoft]

@PolishedGrainq you're fucked up and evil for this

[jared @fkachoft]

@PolishedGrainq PLAY WITH US

[Phil Shelly Creative @philshelly]

I saw this. And created this

(Photo of the NGC 6992 by Hannah Rochford)

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

[jared @fkachoft]

my girlfriend embroidered me this hollow knight sweatshirt for christmas and even "hid" grubs on it to find like in the game 😭 love her so much @poeticallysoft

[jared @fkachoft]

@jadore_lilly_ why's he kinda... 🫣

[jared @fkachoft]

true love is sending your partner a voice memo of your stomach growling for 20 seconds straight and they think it's awesome

[tay @poeticallysoft]

In the plurb we all fam #Pluribus

[jared @fkachoft]

@1starblood @PlayOverwatch why are so many people liking my 9 year old tweet

[jared @fkachoft]

@PlayOverwatch this is literally just a picture of santa claus

[jared @fkachoft]

im all for the abolishment of gender roles or whatever but i think it will always be a mans duty to pirate the sims dlc for his girlfriend

[jared @fkachoft]

growing up is realizing that your parents are fucking liars and there are in fact a LOT of people who put a whole sleeve of crackers in their chicken noodle soup #CrackerGate

[jared @fkachoft]

i cant lie, silksong was pretty good!

[jared @fkachoft]

@RaineJacksonK masters in debt accruement, phd in generational debt

[jared @fkachoft]

is there a way to make going to school forever my job

[super goober @supergoober69]

“Where did all my milk go?”

The engorged one:

[jared @fkachoft]

@iFish12 i do eventually want to settle on a teaching job later in life but this is more just a silly tweet about how i love learning new things and the whole process of education lol

[jared @fkachoft]

@poeticallysoft

[jared @fkachoft]

@poeticallysoft commenting so this never hits the algorithm

[hassan!! @ commissions open @leplapin]

fucked up in the crib playing balala❗️🃏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
#balatro