—: oliver wood

——: ❝ 𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝘢 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦 ... ❞ ————— ɢʀʏғғɪɴᴅᴏʀ’s sᴛᴀʀ ᴋᴇᴇᴘᴇʀ & ǫᴜɪᴅᴅɪᴛᴄʜ ғᴀɴᴀᴛɪᴄ . “ᴘᴜʀᴇʙʟᴏᴏᴅ.” 『 #B1GB0Y 』

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

—: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫 :—
❝Don’t be late to practice, alright?❞
‹ ᴍs/cнeм/ʙɪ/ᴅᴇsᴄ./ᴍᴠ ›
‹ ᴇʀᴀ ғʟᴇxɪʙʟᴇ ›

- Team Captain
- 5th to 7th year
- banter / serious

➟ ʀ e ᴛ w e e ᴛ ?

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

Oliver: >:^(

His quidditch team: exists

Oliver: :^)

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

❝ you didn’t hear it from me but legend has it that every once in a blue moon #B1GB0Y draws something . ❞

➝ BIGBOY’S MASTER
ART THREAD

meant to be a collective of original
works posted across all
B1GB0Y™ affiliated accounts.

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

Oliver: I’m not going.

x: will you be my date to the ball?

Oliver:

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Oliver do you have a favorite chick flick?

Oliver, staring off:

Oliver: ... why is chicken run the only movie I can think of

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

and now . .
coming to you 『 L I V E 』
from the stage . .

✵ PROFESSOR OF CHARMS,
JIMMY MUELLING !!! ✵

a Ravenclaw Alumnus
and former Thunderbird.

Halfblooded American chatterbox .

/ / / hello ? this is #B1GB0Y
speaking .

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

He’s crumpling up old notes and tossing them into the bin.
If you happen to walk in front you’ll now be the bin and he’ll start throwing stuff at you.

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

@hiskensho / : wow.. haven’t heard that name in years ........

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

/ : want to draw out my SLs again 🔥���️

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

Sweet boy vs Trash man (@CHARMEDTHOUGHT)!!!
Been wanting to draw out my two HP Verse chaotics for a while...
>:^)

[“ 𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐋 the Wiesel ” @lTSKAFKAESQUE]

❝ B
A
D
TRIP. ❞

i’m gonna vom.

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

Captures on film .

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

Ollywood Candids.

How the camera roll would probably look if Oliver Wood was your significant other.

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

A moment of silence for my TL ..
She has died.

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

knew something was wrong with Rowling when she said Harry became a cop.

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

@patientialics —

imagining Filch in front of him, hand covering the imagined top of the torso while Oliver kept one eye closed.

“.. he’s probably got skinny legs. Probably sport socks the same colors as Mrs Norris. Might not be that bad—“

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

@patientialics —

air his eyebrows shot up as he paused from his own internal debate to briefly freeze.
Then, his smile grew to a toothy grin.

“....... well maybe if he hitched up the raggedy pants—“

Raising his hand he extended an arm, palm out and expression scrunching as if he were

—

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

Angst SL’s are good and so are fluffy ones and romantic ones but what about the ones that should just be called banter but are honest to god the closest to reality one could get 💀

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

not Oliver going in depth about the significance of thigh high socks. 💀

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

not Oliver going in depth about the significance of thigh high socks. 💀

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

@patientialics —

up an internal debate about it. Women have their own attractiveness. But is it the sock that accentuates the wearer or is it the other way around?
The Keepers trying to imagine if ( anyone ) could become more attractive with the use of longer socks.

Rhonwhen care to weigh in?

[—: oliver wood @GRYFFlNPRIDE]

@patientialics —

woman as a thing, honest. The socks are the thing.. the object, right? So ... maybe the power is actually in the object.. and not her.”

Bit of a hot take that Oliver spit out.
That the attractiveness might just be from sock length alone and hardly the woman.
Now he’s set

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