Lindsay

Addicted to the Fictional World

[T V @tobyvandre]

It started back in 1939 if you want to know about it listen to ULTRA by Rachel Maddow podcasts

[Lindsay @gryphonwolf]

Why do we say ‘bless you’ for sneezes but not coughs? They’re both expelling air at rapid speed. Why are sneezes exclusively full of evil spirits?

[SnaxBreak @SnaxBreak]

🌟Five easy steps to building the PERFECT SNOWBOY every time!

#AnimalCrossingNewHorizions #ACNH

[💀 skeleton tape @skeletontape]

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[RB's Wicked Photography 📷 @RhapsodysBIues]

Because we need cheering up here at the stream before the hurricane, Rosie (Roseate Spoonbill) looking fabulous and giving me that look.

[Lindsay @gryphonwolf]

@tagsalegirl I’m sorry you’re dealing with this bullshit

[Spicymochi @spicy_mochi]

rainbow armadillo 🌈

[Lindsay @gryphonwolf]

Realized just now that all the birds I’ve picked for my tattoo sleeve are known for being loud/sassy/annoying. Oddly I’m ok with this 😂

[Lindsay @gryphonwolf]

Peanut butter straight from the jar just hits different at 5am #bestfoodever

[Lindsay @gryphonwolf]

I’m pretty sure I’m 50% nausea at this point.

[Lindsay @gryphonwolf]

Words from my BFF today “omg I stabbed myself in the pussy”. She ran into the arm of her desk chair 😂

[Lindsay @gryphonwolf]

Watching true crime as usual and this investigator just said they found “skeletal bones”. Is there another kind of bones I’m not aware of?!

[Lindsay @gryphonwolf]

My next band’s name will be ‘furry enigma’

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

cdc says you can now die 5 days after watching the tape from the ring instead of 7

[Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas]

The CDC now says a venti iced coffee and two ibuprofen is a balanced breakfast.

[Lindsay @gryphonwolf]

@katy_with_a_d Omg I am so sorry!